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[Albion] Who do you want to become our new manager?
- Thread starter Bigtk
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5 best possible Brighton transfer targets for summer 2024 - The Trivela Effect
The Seagulls are set to have one of the most important transfer windows in club history. Here are 5 players Brighton could sign this summer.
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Kosh
'The' Yaztromo
lol - I get it, ex Arsenal midfielder - pleasing on the eye… trying to out sexy Arteta (according to my other half) …
I like it.
As a fan I'm not bothered about the few million. It's the feeling of being dumped as soon as someone wealthier came along.
super-seagulls
Soup! Why didn’t I get any Soup?
We’re not allowed to shout shoot, remember? It puts the players off!
Worried Man Blues
Well-known member
Ratcliffe comes across as a snake, better for Eric to leave and join a decent owner
I actually think that he would enjoy it! Lots of young players and a well run club. Sounds like an easier life (yeah I know ... but it really is compared to Manure and a lot of other clubs).
Here's a list of some real candidates in no real order: Giovanni van Bronckhorst, Graham Potter, Niko Kovac, Quique Setien, Kjetil Knutsen, Rafael Benitez, Gerhard Struber, Will Still, Michael Carrick, Claude Puel, Dieter Hecking, Steve Cooper, Laurent Blanc, Scott Parker, Pascal Jansen, Michael Beale, Marti Cifuentes, Johannes Thorup, Ruud van Nistelrooy.
I'm adding also a short guide to the little-to-no-chance-in-hell. Print it out and put it in your fridge:
100% certain
These people are not going to be our manager next season:
Erik Ten Hag
Mauricio Pochettino
Or any other manager tied to a £10m-a-year-contract (with one unlikely but possible exception)
These people are also not going to be our manager next season:
Thomas Frank
Gary O'Neil
Or any other manager tied to any established Premier League club
Another guy who won't be our manager next season:
Gareth Southgate
Or any other manager in desperate need of a long vacation in July/August
99% certain
These aren't managing us, because they haven't really done anything except being around in the distant past:
Russell Martin
Liam Rosenior
Or any of our ex players
These people won't come because they can't behave like normal people:
Thomas Tuchel
Jose Mourinho
These people won't manage us because they're in the Champions League:
Paulo Fonseca
And probably every other manager in charge of a top 4 team in a top 5 league
95% certain
This guy won't be our manager next season because someone is willing to pay him five times more than we are:
Kieran McKenna
So who are we going with?
Here's a list of real candidates in no real order: Graham Potter,
I'm adding also a short guide to the little-to-no-chance-in-hell. Print it out and put it in your fridge:
100% certain
These people are not going to be our manager next season:
Erik Ten Hag
Mauricio Pochettino
Or any other manager tied to a £10m-a-year-contract (with one unlikely but possible exception)
These people are also not going to be our manager next season:
Thomas Frank
Gary O'Neil
Or any other manager tied to any established Premier League club
Another guy who won't be our manager next season:
Gareth Southgate
Or any other manager in desperate need of a long vacation in July/August
99% certain
These aren't managing us, because they haven't really done anything except being around in the distant past:
Russell Martin
Liam Rosenior
Or any of our ex players
These people won't come because they can't behave like normal people:
Thomas Tuchel
Jose Mourinho
These people won't manage us because they're in the Champions League:
Paulo Fonseca
And probably every other manager in charge of a top 4 team in a top 5 league
95% certain
This guy won't be our manager next season because someone is willing to pay him five times more than we are:
Kieran McKenna
So who are we going with?
Here's a list of real candidates in no real order: Graham Potter,
Note on post above:
All the managers listed at the top belong to the "possible candidates" category I accidently left at the bottom as well
- I actually don't think we will go with Graham Potter. But I really don't think we're going with anyone of the frequently discussed names either. My list of names is a lot more likely to be true than the lists of the bookies. #footballoracle.
All the managers listed at the top belong to the "possible candidates" category I accidently left at the bottom as well
- I actually don't think we will go with Graham Potter. But I really don't think we're going with anyone of the frequently discussed names either. My list of names is a lot more likely to be true than the lists of the bookies. #footballoracle.
Mustafa II
Well-known member
In all fairness, there's no reason why we can't appeal to high profile bosses these days. Has happened many times in the past to clubs of our stature.
It's gonna be Super Graham Potter though.
B-right-on
Living the dream
It's gonna be Super Graham Potter though.
No idea what is Super about the Boring Brummie but then again I probably need a history lesson about the easy life with such Emotional Intelligence, still it is what it is.
IF he did come back (and I'm 99.99999% certain that it'll never happen as our manager), does the other ultra-bore Swansman get to come back?
Not sure which would be worse tbh.
tigertim68
Well-known member
- Sep 3, 2012
- 2,624
It’s been a week , can’t believe we have not got a manager yet , Barber out
knekkebrød
Active member
Henrik Rydström! I've done some research and came across this
I'm convinced =D
I'm convinced =D
You’re not even trying to hide it, are you ?
He looks experienced...I'm in !!!