Who are the smartest people ever to live, and why?

[Biscuit]

Above are my top 13,

please add you own below

 

[MRRF 10]

Steven Hawkins, because i said so

 

[Braders]

micky adams

 

[Beach Hut]

Alexander Graham Bell - invented something at the time was miles ahead of anything else.

However Bill Gates a close second.

 

[Rougvie]

Coxy does a SUPERB impression of Steven Hawkins.

It makes me laugh just thinking about it.

 

[Biscuit]

I voted Jesus.

He was able to feed a hell of a lot of people on one loaf of bread...he was able to chance the molecular structure of his blood.

 

[Wilko]

I voted Jesus.

He was able to feed a hell of a lot of people on one loaf of bread...he was able to chance the molecular structure of his blood.

allegedly

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I voted Jesus.

He was able to feed a hell of a lot of people on one loaf of bread...he was able to chance the molecular structure of his blood.

Point of order Biscuit. The bloke had FIVE loaves. AND two fishes. That's a fair number of tuna sandwiches to go round. As for the wine thing, hah! The true story is that Peter sidled up to Jesus at the last supper and whispered: 'Master, master, the wine, it's all gone. Those tuna sandwiches have got the disciples thirsty as all buggery.' To which Jesus replied 'Fear not, Peter my son, pass me yon pitcher of water and, verily, I shall transform it into the finest wine'. Judas overheard this, stood up and shouted in the Messiah's general direction: 'Oi! Jesus! Fark orf! you can put a tenner in the kitty like the rest of us!'

Don't they teach you kids ANYTHING at school nowadays...

 

[Spicy]

Coo er, Micky Adams smarter than Einstein - I never knew that.

 

[Biscuit]

Point of order Biscuit. The bloke had FIVE loaves. AND two fishes. That's a fair number of tuna sandwiches to go round. As for the wine thing, hah! The true story is that Peter sidled up to Jesus at the last supper and whispered: 'Master, master, the wine, it's all gone. Those tuna sandwiches have got the disciples thirsty as all buggery.' To which Jesus replied 'Fear not, Peter my son, pass me yon pitcher of water and, verily, I shall transform it into the finest wine'. Judas overheard this, stood up and shouted in the Messiah's general direction: 'Oi! Jesus! Fark orf! you can put a tenner in the kitty like the rest of us!'

Don't they teach you kids ANYTHING at school nowadays...

oh god

 

[GNF on Tour]

Fred Housego

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

brunel

 

[Bono]

Billy Smart

 

[perseus]

At least 50% of the human race have been rightly excluded and they can stay at home clean up the mess.

 

[sullyupthewing]

Benny from Crossroads

 

[Chesney Christ]

Jade Goody

 

[Biscuit]

brunel

explain?

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

jesus christ. bestseller.

 

[DTES]

Leonardo, assuming you're not referring to Mr Di Caprio.

 

[Juan Albion]

This list is incomplete without me as an option.