Who are the LEAST likely candidates for the Albion HOTSEAT?

[Gluteus Maximus]

There again...

 

[lizard]

Genghis Khan

 

[airdrionian exile]

Elvis

 

[Dave the OAP]

Archbishop desmond TuTu and his lovelly wife Debbie McGhee

 

[Johnny Crumplin Football]

Lord Lucan

 

[The Large One]

Any of these four...

 

[zico]

Noddy with big ears as head coach

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Paul Burrell

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

The Claw

 

[The Large One]

Any of Pan's People

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

Sir Bobby Robson

 

[trueblue]

Peter Andre. Local, used to playing with two big ones up front and will have no problem with any dissenters, having already handled one of the biggest twats in the country.

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

Jimmy Saville.

Pity really, cos if there was ever a problem...............


































Jim'll fix it.

 

[Scoffers]

Gordon Brown, well, he will be looking for work soon, and he's a whiz with numbers

 

[vulture]

alan ball

 

[Man of Harveys]

Jimmy Saville.

An excellent reserve team manager. I hear he's spent a great deal of time working closely with the stiffs.

 

[Whitterz]

Gordon Ramsay

 

[Nigella's Cream Pie]

Ron Manager - fittingly, at Hartlepool:

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[Seagullible]

Mike Bassett

 

[dolphin123]

heather trott