Who Am I?

[Commander]

Are you a transvestite?

No

 

[CHAPPERS]

Do you smell 'curious'?

 

[JAFA]

Are you dead?

 

[Titanic]

Are you a fish ?

 

[Commander]

Is that NO as in 'you don't drink pints of whiskey' or NO as in neither YES or NO ?

No i don't drink pints of whisky

 

[Titanic]

Are you alive or dead ?

 

[Commander]

Do you smell 'curious'?

No

 

[watsongooal]

Have you ever used the term "Flamin Golar?"

 

[Kev the Ape]

Are you gay?

 

[Titanic]

Are you or have you ever been a professional sports person ?

 

[JJ McClure]

Merv Hughes

 

[Commander]

Are you alive or dead ?

Can only answer yes or no

 

[Kev the Ape]

Are you a Sheepshagger?

 

[Titanic]

Are you glad you started this thread ?

 

[JAFA]

answer my bloody question ginge

 

[CHAPPERS]

Are you a MUSICIAN?

 

[Commander]

are you or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party ?

No

 

[JJ McClure]

Have you ever used anal lubricant?

 

[Titanic]

Have yopu ever had a Christmas Number One ?

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

You are Lobby Ludd and I claim five pounds.

The worrying thing is that the vast majority on here will have absolutely no idea what I'm on about (no change there, then) but hopefully somewhere there will be an old fogey who will remember