[NSC] Which way do you hang your toilet roll?

[VAL1850]

Read a newspaper article on this some time back, result was, women gofor option A for tidiness, men go for option B for practicality

 

[NooBHA]

Neither

I hate toilet roll holders. I prefer the roll loose.

Holders tend to dispense too little or not enough. When loose you can have more control and be more exact in what you need dependant upon circumstances.

 

[NorthLainer]

Mother-in-law is an Option A-er. I've always thought it was odd. Every time she changes a roll here when she visits (not for a while obviously) I have to change it to Option B. Glad to see it's not just me who knows how it should be.

 

[Bodian]

I've always thought that option A was for skinflints, as it never unrolls properly and you only get a few sheets before it tears off. If I am in a house that choose option A, I always make a point of turning it round to option B, just to annoy them - and show them how carefree I am!

 

[papajaff]

My ex girlfriend was option A yet strangely was a total snob. We always wrangled over this isuue as I was right.

For her 40th she insisted on staying in Claridges and the bog roll was positioned at option B. This was pointed out by me within 5 seconds of entering the room. Stupid bitch still ignored it. Hence she is now an ex. Very important issue this people.

 

[father_and_son]

I believe our own Stephen Grant once included a bit in his stand up routine on patents and produced a diagram of the original patent for a toilet roll holder where the diagram cleared showed Option B.

Can't recall his username here but would be interested to hear if it was true or for comedy effect.

 

[gmabel830]

Option B has been definitively proven to be correct.

http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/


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[Dolph Ins]

Wife is A I am B. I always assumed it was because she mostly took a couple of sheets after a wee so was sitting down whilst I always took a couple of sheets after a poo and so was standing up (by the time I reached for the bog roll).

 

[Stephen Seagull]

I can honestly say I couldn’t care either way. Put the roll on the holder, why does it matter? I’m not even sure if they’re the same way at our house. Ignorance is bliss

Do you sit or stand? Do you fold or scrunch? These are the toilet questions that need answering

 

[BN9 BHA]

I can honestly say I couldn’t care either way. Put the roll on the holder, why does it matter?

What is wrong with you? Of course it matters unless you haven't read through the whole thread, or you are female

You did ask.

 

[grubbyhands]

A= Mullet=Wrong!

B=Beard = Correct!

Surely?

 

[Peteinblack]

Wife is A I am B. I always assumed it was because she mostly took a couple of sheets after a wee so was sitting down whilst I always took a couple of sheets after a poo and so was standing up (by the time I reached for the bog roll).

A little too much information and oversharing, perhaps?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Regardless of which option you prefer, how many sheets should be dangling free? Do you go for a short dangle (my wife's preference) or a long dangle of three or more sheets?

What about the angle of the dangle?

 

[Peteinblack]

Answer is B surely?

If nothing else, if the toilet is actually in the bathroom, then condensation on the walls, after a hot shower or bath, will make the toilet paper soggy (and unusable) if it is hung in position A?

 

[grubbyhands]

What about the angle of the dangle?

The angle of dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat,providing the urge stays constant.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

The angle of dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat,providing the urge stays constant.

That's cleared that up then.
Some people also fold like a little arrow at the end of the roll for a bit of detail.

 

[pasty]

On holiday in Lanzarote and the toilet roll holder in our apartment is freaking me out. Wrong on so many levels

Who the hell has it vertical ffs

 

[LamieRobertson]

Round…..oops wrong thread

‘Roll’ on next Saturday

 

[Coldeanseagull]

On holiday in Lanzarote and the toilet roll holder in our apartment is freaking me out. Wrong on so many levels

Who the hell has it vertical ffs

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Gender neutral?

 

[BN9 BHA]

On holiday in Lanzarote and the toilet roll holder in our apartment is freaking me out. Wrong on so many levels

Who the hell has it vertical ffs

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And today’s award for the best way to tell us you’re on holiday goes to….