Which player would you most like to bum?

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Mark McCammon. It'd be a challenge.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

kuipers

imagine that long dutch shaft inside you

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Rachel Unitt

very wet and very muddy would be nice too .....

*splurt

 

[Seasider78]

Its exactly this sort of homosexuality the FA are trying to ban ...........

 

[1066gull]

And this is why were gay capital of europe.

 

[rospants]

being a girl, i would most like ben roberts bum me

 

[Hiney]

And this is why were gay capital of europe.

You aren't English are you?

 

[Hiney]

Re: Re: Re: Which player would you most like to bum?

Its something braders told me while I was bumming him,

 

[Blackadder]

U really wouldnt want to go near his bum today, I dunno what the hell he ate last night but its really not nice

Don't tell me! it must have fell asleep because you heard it snoring a couple of times!

 

[Blackadder]

this thread is f***ing arse

Good one Hampden!

 

[El Presidente]

Rachel Unitt

very wet and very muddy would be nice too .....

How do you know it is wet and muddy up her arse

 

[magoo]

the thought of bumming another man even as a joke makes me retch! but, if i had to, i'd go for jake robinson as i'm guessing he'll be firm, smooth and hairless like a young girl.

 

[Yorkie]

The Palace fans really appreciate these.sort of threads (note Hants Seagulls good post)

http://forums.cpfc.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119886

 

[looney]

I thought it was getting double the amount of reads than my usual classics.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

And this is why were gay capital of europe.

Hastings or Brighton?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

The Palace fans really appreciate these.sort of threads (note Hants Seagulls good post)

http://forums.cpfc.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119886

Thanks Yorkie - it's loads of fun over there. They are not all idiots, it's just that some of them are incredibly easy to reel in. I'm almost getting bored of being Julian Clary over there! The PMs are lovely, really insulting - and when they tell me to get off their board (when I am in the AWAY FANS END) it's brilliant.

AJsLoveMonkey drops in, but he's not too bad - probably because we treat them better over here!

 

[1066gull]

Brighton.

Hastings are just common. A dump.

Hiney, you really been grabbing my attention on here lately, if it won't be this season it will certainly be the next when I can drive and I'd love to meet you.

Mean, im 16 and you 50 ain't ya? You past it mate.

 

[Yorkie]

Thanks Yorkie - it's loads of fun over there. They are not all idiots, it's just that some of them are incredibly easy to reel in. I'm almost getting bored of being Julian Clary over there! The PMs are lovely, really insulting - and when they tell me to get off their board (when I am in the AWAY FANS END) it's brilliant.

AJsLoveMonkey drops in, but he's not too bad - probably because we treat them better over here!

Exactly. We just use wit and intelligence.
It confuses the hell out of them

 

[Yorkie]

Hiney, you really been grabbing my attention on here lately, if it won't be this season it will certainly be the next when I can drive and I'd love to meet you.

Mean, im 16 and you 50 ain't ya? You past it mate.

I don't think you will ever want to meet Mrs Hiney and say that.

 

[1066gull]

Anyone my age, would you be scared of someone well older than you?

I wouldn't start fights or stuff, I'm not that sort of person but I will defned myself if I have to, or if I get really interrogated.