[Misc] Which NSC poster is most likely to become or already is a serial killer ?

[Albion my Albion]

I'm going to be more specific , Taybha .

Can you be even more specific?

 

[Spicy]

This thread is making me nervous and is playing into the hands of those with psychotic tendencies.

 

[Albion my Albion]

me?

ditto

 

[Albion my Albion]

That’s only one Frankie............ you need two to be a serial killer. He kills fish.

I think that only brings up Questions.

 

[Albion my Albion]

I'm getting quite adept at throwing snails a long way too. They usually smash their shells upon landing, which stops them creeping back. It's my plants v them and I'm winning.

Charlie Sheen has got to be a cereal killer.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Thought of that but you’d be seen dumping it surely ?.
When I was young there was a case of a motor cyclist going missing and he had come off on a bend and gone deep into some undergrowth or woods on a country lane. They found him years later.

No it’s weighted and dropped from a boat from me about 3 miles out.

Not bad, not bad. However I think that getting the victim drunk and dropping them down the shaft of a disused tin mine is better. That, or enticing them over to Florida and into a helicopter, and then dropping them into a swamp in the Everglades.

 

[Durlston]

Thought of that but you’d be seen dumping it surely ?.
When I was young there was a case of a motor cyclist going missing and he had come off on a bend and gone deep into some undergrowth or woods on a country lane. They found him years later.

No it’s weighted and dropped from a boat from me about 3 miles out.

If it was dark, in the early hours of the morning and you had black clothes on then it makes things much easier. The summer wouldn't be a problem, the winter with no more growth would be trickier.

I have never murdered anyone if the police are viewing this thread.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Yep [MENTION=12422]Taybha[/MENTION].

Not me. Im to busy worshipping frog dieties.

Correction: too

 

[Stat Brother]

What A list Hollywood celeb is most likely to dabble in some serial killing jiggery pokery, in his spare time?
Again there can only be one answer, but no clues this time.

 

[Questions]

Not bad, not bad. However I think that getting the victim drunk and dropping them down the shaft of a disused tin mine is better. That, or enticing them over to Florida and into a helicopter, and then dropping them into a swamp in the Everglades.

Great if you are in Cornwall, I like that. Enticing to Florida....... mmmmmm not sure. You know a lot of this has come about because I watched the box set of Dexter. Not all of it mind.

 

[Questions]

If it was dark, in the early hours of the morning and you had black clothes on then it makes things much easier. The summer wouldn't be a problem, the winter with no more growth would be trickier.

I have never murdered anyone if the police are viewing this thread.

I’m going body in old roll of carpet to boat, then weighed down and dropped off Worthing about 3/4 miles out. Christ how many more clues.

 

[Albion my Albion]

If i say that in my mirror 3 times, will you appear?

No, but the cereal killer may appear a bit soggy. So don't just sod off.

 

[Questions]

What A list Hollywood celeb is most likely to dabble in some serial killing jiggery pokery, in his spare time?
Again there can only be one answer, but no clues this time.

Hollywood lawyers.......... haha....... you don’t get me like that.

 

[btnbelle]

I have to confess to mass murder too. It is nice to have the back door open in the hot weather but the flies in the house are so annoying.

I'm not too good with the swatter, so I gas them with the fly spray.

 

[Taybha]

My name keeps popping up on this thread and i'm warning you now , stop it , or else you will end up in a deep well with a white fluffy poodle for company , goodbye horses .

 

[Goldstone1976]

I have to confess to mass murder too. It is nice to have the back door open in the hot weather but the flies in the house are so annoying.

I'm not too good with the swatter, so I gas them with the fly spray.

I’ve just bought an insectocutor for this purpose. God, the CRACK when they hit the live bars is LOUD though. Highly efficient though.

 

[Stat Brother]

Hollywood lawyers.......... haha....... you don’t get me like that.

I did say jiggery pokery!!!

What are the initials of the Hollywood A list celeb who hypothetically would be most likely while away the hours horsing around in a hazmat suit?

 

[pearl]

I have to confess to mass murder too. It is nice to have the back door open in the hot weather but the flies in the house are so annoying.

I'm not too good with the swatter, so I gas them with the fly spray.

You need aroma-terror-py .... citronella oil

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

No not you Stat. You’re harmless and just want to be loved.

To be fair to [MENTION=435]Stat Brother[/MENTION], he does have cycle pathic tendencies

 

[Simster]

[MENTION=153]perseus[/MENTION].


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