Which hand do you wank with?

[otk]

Just thought

It's probably something to do with the length of the stroke bless 'em

 

[Peteinblack]

Never had a woman do the job to the end

They always complain their arm aches about three minutes in

You manage to last that long ?!

 

[Jambo Seagull]

99 change hands

 

[otk]

My last g/f said I was always premature, but it was bang on time for me

 

[John Dorian]

it was because she was matching you up against me otk...sorry pal !!

 

[otk]

it was because she was matching you up against me otk...sorry pal !!

I wondered why I didn't touch the sides

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

ive found that if you blow up one of them armband things from the swimming pool then put it in between the bed base and the mattress i can do it with no hands

 

[otk]

ive found that if you blow up one of them armband things from the swimming pool then put it in between the bed base and the mattress i can do it with no hands

Distinct possibility of vinyl rash I would have thought

 

[vitusvivi]

sometimes when i am having a "violent" wank i run out of steam with the old lefty so i change over...

 

[Trufflehound]

sometimes when i am having a "violent" wank i run out of steam with the old lefty...

Well to be fair, Ken Livingstone doesn't have the energy he had in his younger days.

 

[otk]

My ex-brother in law used to talk about a Millionaires Wank e.g. with a johnny on

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

usual danny seagull that sorts these sort of threads

I posted this exact same thread about two years ago, everyone is recycling my comic genius I tell you

 

[pasty]

Which ever hand is not operating the mouse

 

[Peteinblack]

I posted this exact same thread about two years ago, :

Cum again ?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Only Wankers masturbate.

 

[El Presidente]

My last g/f said I was always premature, but it was bang on time for me

Is it touch and go?

 

[Seagullible]

Only Wankers masturbate.

well durr

for some reason I use my left hand despite being righthanded. obviously you can tell, i'm in a long term relashionship!

 

[otk]

Is it touch and go?

I put a condom on back to front once and went