Which hand do you wank with?

[Buzzer]

Normally with my left but every now and then I treat myself to a posh wank by painting the fingernails on my right hand and sitting on it to make it go numb before I bash my bishop. It gives the effect that a bird is tossing me off.

 

[mr sheen]

both

 

[The Large One]

Been a while since we've had one of these threads.

Welcome back.

 

[Jahooli]

I have to use both. .....bollocks too slow

 

[Barrow Boy]

My wifes !

 

[Les Biehn]

Should be banned for the image I now have in my head

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Normally with my left but every now and then I treat myself to a posh wank by painting the fingernails on my right hand and sitting on it to make it go numb before I bash my bishop. It gives the effect that a bird is tossing me off.

and you call me disgusting

 

[Horsham Gull]

usual danny seagull that sorts these sort of threads

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

Normally with my left but every now and then I treat myself to a posh wank by painting the fingernails on my right hand and sitting on it to make it go numb before I bash my bishop. It gives the effect that a bird is tossing me off.

your sisters

 

[Braders]

My wifes !

same.




she's quite good isn't she BB

 

[Marc]

I yell to my WENCH to come and SEX0R me NOW!

 

[Garage_Doors]

same.




she's quite good isn't she BB

you use Barrow boy's wifes hand

 

[Bluejuice]

INTERESTING FACT:

You can always tell which hand a man uses when playing him at table football. One wrist is always quite obviously more powerful than the other from which you can easily deduce this is his "wanking hand"

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Should always mix it up to avoid curvature/the banana effect. I'm currently doing a few years left handed.

 

[Man of Harveys]

INTERESTING FACT:

You can always tell which hand a man uses when playing him at table football. One wrist is always quite obviously more powerful than the other from which you can easily deduce this is his "wanking hand"

Or you could just ask him "which hand do you wank with?"

 

[Marc]

INTERESTING FACT:

You can always tell which hand a man uses when playing him at table football. One wrist is always quite obviously more powerful than the other from which you can easily deduce this is his "wanking hand"

not true, my hardest and flickest hand at Table FOOSball is my left but I wankathon with my right

 

[Munkfish]

Im like Ronny O'sullivan of the wanking world, i can use both, half way htrough if feeling a bit tired swap over.

 

[Trufflehound]

Not sure whose it is, but I use a dismembered hand that I keep in a handy drawer.




Rigor mortis is great for a firm grip.

 

[John Dorian]

Definately the right hand for me, a nice firm right wrist does a good job. Altho...going with the left is rare treat as it feels like someone else is doing it, and it lasts longer.

 

[otk]

Never had a woman do the job to the end

They always complain their arm aches about three minutes in