Which GOON texted me at 11pm

[Albion Rob]

Had a nice night last night, bit of shopping, a couple of Stellas while watching Peter Kay. Went to bed and was just relaxing into a post-coital slumber when some BINNER texted me about the final of the six-a-side.

While I appreciate the information, the timing was shabby.

Was it you Artois?

 

[CHAPPERS]

f***ing MARTIN texted me as well.

I'd tucked myself up in bed and was all ready to fall into a deep sleep when my phone starts making noises, now if it was a girl wanting to party then fair enough, but MARTIN?

f*** sake.

 

[Artois]

Course it was me you bunch of DONG-ridden DINS

 

[Albion Rob]

Next time you do that Artois, I'll ring you back so you can listen to me shagging.

xx

 

[Artois]

Just don't make anyone pregnant this time.

 

[Albion Rob]

That is an unsubstantiated rumour.

In the words of Shaggy - It Wasn't Me.

 

[Marc]

I was playing on my PC and was interupted by some text from a complete TIT about the Final too

 

[Safeway]

Next time you do that Artois, I'll ring you back so you can listen to me shagging.

xx

Again?