Which Desperate Housewife Would You Shag?

[HAMPSHIRE DAVE]

All apart from the alien so long as it's not sloppy seconds.

 

[mr turd]

I don't know anything about this prog, only seen posters, pics.

However, I would shag the one on the far left and the one second from right.

All the rest could stay desperate.

Yeah far left,but reckon would shag them all no probs,bar the one in the front.Mind you thats a nice little orgy me thinks.

 

[NMH]

Eva Longoria (second from right).

I'd keep her so busy you lot wouldn't get a look-in and neither would any of those others get the time of day from me.
It would be the same with Sex in The City - only the black-haired beauty would qualify.

Quality finds its' own level lads, so you lot can squabble over those other rejects.

 

[desprateseagull]

i'm easily p;eased, so please be easy!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Any.


Not just limited to that picture.

 

[Alby]

The desperate housewives can come in one by one, and one by one they'll all get done.

 

[SussexSpur]

All at one time could be fun,

I can't believe there were 17 whole answers before someone made that most sensible suggestion...

At least, after the manner of Ronaldo's recent (alleged) birthday present...

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

All but the ginger.

 

[Gluteus Maximus]

Personally I'd sit them all down and make them fill out a questionnaire stating their favourite colour, hobbies, cooking ability, personal hygiene, known allergies and views on the political situation in Eastern Timor.
After that they'd get a good raggin' in the following order:
Far right, second right, first left, second left, middle.

 

[tedebear]

did anyone watch it last night ?? we did - quite amusing in places.... but mostly typical usual American smultch....

 

[caz99]

Eva Longoria, WAS AN NSP exclusive by me yesterday

 

[GUNTER]

 

[Donk the Seagull]

far left and second from the right for me

 

[Simster]

Why is this programme called "Desperate Housewives" anyway? Blatently none of them are desperate.

 

[Bluejuice]

I've had 'em, and they were crap

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Surely the question should be which one, if any, wouldn't you shag?

 

[desprateseagull]

ginga looks like a singa,
cant rememba da name
she flashed er gash
and dropped a sprog
'murder on the dance floor' fame..

....i remember now (slurps another beer)

sophie ellis bextor!?


teri hatcher aint bad, either.

the one next to her looks v odd - head cut n pasted?

 

[Marshy]

id do the lot without hesitation

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Why is this programme called "Desperate Housewives" anyway? Blatently none of them are desperate.

Unlike the NSC readership ......

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Why is this programme called "Desperate Housewives" anyway? Blatently none of them are desperate.

Maybe it's irony