[Misc] Which celebrity would you like to see killed by the product they advertise?

[Stephen Seagull]

Right now, I'd have to say Paloma Faith by a Skoda Oktavia

 

[Dick Swiveller]

The Gladstone Brookes guy by an accident that wasn't his fault.

 

[Gabbafella]

Gary Linekar choking on a crisp.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

The annoying couple killed on the street by a beagle after just moving into their house.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Barry Scott od’ing on Cilit Bang or that bloke who looks a bit like Bill Bailey (if you squint really hard) being squashed to death by some falling double glazing.

 

[Sussexscots]

The singing woman in the Tui advert drowning in the swimming pool.

 

[Nixonator]

Bill Archer by an industrial drill.

 

[happypig]

I would like to see the Bud Light king and his courtiers slashed across the throat with a broken bottle and watch them gargling blood as they try, in vain to breathe, each attempt drawing more and more blood into their lungs, to see the fear and realisation in their eyes that they are going to die from blood loss or suffocation and that no-one's going to help them. The last thing they hear is me, laughing, shouting "DILLY DILLY THAT YOU ******** !"

 

[DavidRyder]

If she hadn't already passed away - 'Thora Hird in freak stairlift de-rail horror crash'.

I actually liked her, so glad she didn't succumb to this ending.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Lenny Henry suffocated in his deep sleep by a Premier Inn pillow.

 

[A1X]

Craig Doyle by being thrown through a window

 

[Sussex Nomad]

New son-in-law throttles new father-in-law in no commission row.

 

[Withdean11]

Jeremy Corbyn* killed by a refugee.

*Could swap for Lily Allen, Gary Lineker etc.

 

[maffew]

This thread is very tasteless.
I'd love that GoGompare **** get his moustache caught in the engine and pulled in
Has anyone ever choked on shake 'n' vac

These 3 are playing with fire



And I wouldnt lose any sleep if the Milky Bar kid fell of his horse

 

[Pavilionaire]

Sergei surfing comparethemarket.com with a Novichok-covered keyboard.

OR

The Wonga puppet grannies battered to death by a tyre-iron wielding loan shark heavy.

 

[neilbard]

I would like to see the Bud Light king and his courtiers slashed across the throat with a broken bottle and watch them gargling blood as they try, in vain to breathe, each attempt drawing more and more blood into their lungs, to see the fear and realisation in their eyes that they are going to die from blood loss or suffocation and that no-one's going to help them. The last thing they hear is me, laughing, shouting "DILLY DILLY THAT YOU ******** !"

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Haven't watched TV in a long time, but any celebrity who endorse loan companies, or those property equity release deals for pensioners, essentially the Carol Vorderman's of this world type celebrity who should know better, but choose to turn a blind eye because it's £63.5k after tax in their bank account. They should be crushed under tonnes of loan company paperwork.

 

[8049]

Trivago lady and Captain Obvious from hotels.com in mysterious balcony fall.

 

[Market Porter]

Barry Scott od’ing on Cilit Bang or that bloke who looks a bit like Bill Bailey (if you squint really hard) being squashed to death by some falling double glazing.

Now this is your lucky day, bloke below is who you're after and this was taken late March in Crawley...I'll let you know when he's 'available' for a fenestration.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Any of those celebrities, that do the voice overs, on those adverts between Morse etc, that try to make you feel you're already a fossil and need to spend your money on some iffy investment for a retirement.
Absolute bollox.


Oh yes, that advert that has a bath with a door