[Other Sport] Which celebrity should slam the transfer window shut this Thursday?

[schmunk]

We need to assemble as many as possible of the band Five (how many were there?):









they are now, laughably, a three-piece... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Five_(band)

 

[TheJasperCo]

How old are you??

I mean I'm sure I would recognise faces, but it's putting a name to the face that I'm unsure about. I know I've heard of Moira Stuart, for example.

It was my birthday last week by the way

 

[crodonilson]

I mean I'm sure I would recognise faces, but it's putting a name to the face that I'm unsure about. I know I've heard of Moira Stuart, for example.

It was my birthday last week by the way

Do you know who this man is?

 

[TheJasperCo]

Do you know who this man is?

A youthful Usain Bolt? He's not on the list though. Should be mind, he'd be an excellent contender to close the transfer window.

 

[marlowe]

Amanda Holden after I’ve slammed her back door open ....

You might as well poke it through an open window, it would be tighter.

It appears Les Dennis was having the exact same thoughts if this picture is anything to go by....

 

[el punal]

Ted Moult

The old, bad taste joke - what have Ted Moult and Everest windows both got in common?

 

[crodonilson]

Bit of a disappointing window on the whole for the EPL so I can't say it would be worthy of an A list celebrity slamming the window shut.

Maureen from Driving School would be my choice.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Gotta be bazza

 

[Is it PotG?]

Grant Shapps

 

[Ooh it’s a corner]

Larry Grayson(reincarnated) - shut that window!

 

[A mex eyecan]

Ted Moult and his Everest hard wood surround.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Goldie Hawn

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Pliny The Elder. Or, if he's unavailable, Nathan The Elder

 

[KZNSeagull]

Big Ted and Little Ted

 

[A1X]

 

[Comrade Sam]

All being fair it would be an Arab Prince or a Tory donor.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Max Beesley.

 

[sparkie]

Someone in a Slammy McSlamface costume.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

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After Kylie Minogue did such a good job slamming it shut last year who should do the honour this year?

Time to give it to Danni.

Looking at some of her past calendars, she’s not shy and there’s no doubt she’d be up for it

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Grant Shapps

As Mr Green?