It's a great idea. Sky sports should get someone in to sound a big gong when the window officially closes. I'd go for someone the whole country loves, Susan Boyle would be ideal. When the time comes the she could shuffle up to the gong and as the window slam shut whack it with her considerable might, then delight the country with a medley of Lloyd Webber show tunes.
that nutter that used to shout ‘I said Safe Style windows, buy one get one free’, the latter bit could apply to, the dregs who, haven’t yet found a new club