[Other Sport] Which bird will you be roasting this Christmas?

[crodonilson]

With news of the Avian flu pandemic worsening and many hundreds of thousands of turkeys being culled alongside the exchange rate drop with many foreign turkey purchases made in dollars expected to lead to an 80% increase in Butterball Turkey prices, what bird(s) will you be roasting this Christmas Day?

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[mothy]

The Mrs again

 

[Guinness Boy]

Sparrow.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Roadrunner, well if that's I can catch one.

Meep meep!

 

[Insel affe]

None, there will be no gas or electricity by then

 

[Live by the sea]

Turkey with roast chestnut stuffing

 

[WATFORD zero]

After a few years of being persuaded to go Turkey/Gammon and various 3/4/5 bird things, I suspect there will only be 4,5 or very max 6 this year, so we can go back to the traditional Wz Xmas dinner of Goose (but only needing the one)

Who doesn't love a Goose when the occasion is right

 

[Motogull]

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Paging @%1;

 

[beorhthelm]

beef, as turkey is dry, tasteless and overpriced.

 

[GT49er]

Sadly none. Calling #YourMum ............. any chance?

 

[LamieRobertson]

Which bird is called fish or nut roast?

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Every year [emoji23]

 

[zefarelly]

Rat/squirrel/pigeon/rabbit

Depending on catch

 

[zefarelly]

Which bird is called fish or nut roast?

There's a viz-esque roasted nuts in a fishy dish joke in there somewhere.

 

[Frankworthington]

Spam fritters

 

[zefarelly]

Spam fritters

Now we're talking.

Beans?

Or just SPAM?

 

[Frankworthington]

Now we're talking.

Beans?

Or just SPAM?

Beans and pasta!!!

 

[um bongo molongo]

beef, as turkey is dry, tasteless and overpriced.

Exactly what we’ll be doing for exactly the same reason

 

[The Clamp]

I'll be doing a ham a few days after the day. Don't rate turkey unless it is cooked to perfection which nobody I know, including me, knows how to do. I'm not a foody and people who make a big song and dance about cooking get on my tits, so it'll just be done with cauliflower cheese, roasties, carrots and peas. I'm working on the day so one of the day-staff will likely have plated up a Turkey roast for us nighties.

I couldn't care less about it. I'd be just as happy if I was served a fish finger sandwich and a nice cuppa.