Which bird will you be roasting this Christmas?

[crodonilson]

With the news of a severe shortage of large butterball turkeys and prices rocketing which bird will you be roasting this Christmas time??

 

[Buzzer]

Your mum.

 

[Hillian1]

Didn't we have the exact same thread last year?

 

[El Sid]

A cow

 

[beorhthelm]

i saw asda or aldi offering 5 bird roast, im going with that as its got to be classy.

 

[sydney]

crayfish

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

i saw asda or aldi offering 5 bird roast, im going with that as its got to be classy.

Pop down to Asda because it will be cheaper than Aldi.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

 

[Grombleton]

Your mum.

Before I opened this thread I asked myself "How long will it be before someone says "your mum". Thank you for not disappointing me. Mum jokes will always be funny.

 

[Grapes of Wrath]

Kelly Brook would be my choice!

 

[RM-Taylor]

Pop down to Asda because it will be cheaper than Aldi.

£9.99 in the Aldi Christmas brochure

 

[Mellotron]

Before I opened this thread I asked myself "How long will it be before someone says "your mum". Thank you for not disappointing me. Mum jokes will always be funny.

The day I don't laugh at a your mum joke or "that's what she said" is the day that I've given up on life.

 

[Badger]

Despite trying to persuade my parents we should try something different we will once again by having Turkey, the worst of the roast meats.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Despite trying to persuade my parents we should try something different we will once again by having Turkey, the worst of the roast meats.

Meanwhile I'll be having duck.

 

[Badger]

Meanwhile I'll be having duck.

Yeah but you'll also have to clean up poo at some point afterwards.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Didn't we have the exact same thread last year?

And next year

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Yeah but you'll also have to clean up poo at some point afterwards.

It comes to us all.

 

[Dick Head]

 

[Commander]

Despite trying to persuade my parents we should try something different we will once again by having Turkey, the worst of the roast meats.

That's why you only have it once a year.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Despite trying to persuade my parents we should try something different we will once again by having Turkey, the worst of the roast meats.

"And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time
The greatest gift they'll get this year is life".

I feel your pain.