Which bird will you be roasting this Christmas?

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Turkey is the tradition in my gaff

bacon sandwiches at about 10:30am....and yes I will have a Fosters

 

[Dave the OAP]

Surely some is going to put " your mum" in loving memory of the late and sadly missed frank!

 

[Titanic]

I quite fancy trying a capon this year.

 

[Beach Hut]

Duck

 

[centurion40]

And it's the one where Winstone shouts "Quick, it's the river filth!" as he and his unruly mob attempt to escape from the police on the Thames. And my girlfriend's pathetc sobbing soiled it. I know what ray would have said. "Slaaaaaaaaaaag!" Possibly.

shit dude, has she no respect, any bird that ruins a Ray Winstone film with pathetic sobbing needs to be shown the door IMO, jesus all you said was you wanted a threesome and she wasn't one of the three, stand proud fella, you said what every bloke thinks, she should appreciate what an honest guy she has, not run off sobbing every time you mention wanting to shag someone else

If anyone else is suffering from relationship issues please feel free to contact me or Kumquat

 

[Everest]

I quite fancy trying a capon this year.

You can dress how you like, but won't it look a bit silly at the table?
Get a Dracula one.

 

[Peever]

to the person who 'won't be partaking' is this for religious reasons, another justifiable reason, or because you are a miserable git?

Im a single bloke who lives on my own in a town that is 500 KM from my family...... I have no need to cook a bird.

 

[Brovion]

I quite fancy trying a capon this year.

We'll be having paper hats on out of the crackers as usual.

 

[Biscuit]

It's [MENTION=5]Turkey[/MENTION] season!

 

[Normal Rob]

Im a single bloke who lives on my own in a town that is 500 KM from my family...... I have no need to cook a bird.

can you not get together with a friend or 2? share a drink and some food...

 

[Horsham Gull]

Nigella

 

[kevo]

can you not get together with a friend or 2? share a drink and some food...

Or alternatively spend Christmas as a mate of mine did last year, with a bottle of whisky and a box-set of the Sweeney.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Always chicken for us, turkey is such a poor tasting alternative.

 

[Czechmate]

Carp is the tradition in the Czech Republic , it is tradition to keep it in your bath for 2 days then kill it before you cook it . Glad i am coming back home for Turkey .

 

[Kumquat]

shit dude, has she no respect, any bird that ruins a Ray Winstone film with pathetic sobbing needs to be shown the door IMO, jesus all you said was you wanted a threesome and she wasn't one of the three, stand proud fella, you said what every bloke thinks, she should appreciate what an honest guy she has, not run off sobbing every time you mention wanting to shag someone else

If anyone else is suffering from relationship issues please feel free to contact me or Kumquat

You're a wise man, a very wise man. Or my girlfriend. She's seen the error of her ways.

 

[jackanada]

I was thinking of trying a three bird roast this xmas.








My preference would be for ginger, black and Asian.

 

[Trufflehound]

a box-set of the Sweeney.

How do you cook that?

 

[centurion40]

You're a wise man, a very wise man. Or my girlfriend. She's seen the error of her ways.

Glad she's seen the error of her ways, just tell her in future you don't mind her getting upset but if she wants to sob loudly and ruin your viewing pleasure, she can f*** off round one of her mates houses and leave you in peace.

 

[ferring seagull]

I know the sort of bird I would like to be roasting at Christmas. (No feathers)

 

[BensGrandad]

It will be roast turkey and rib of beef in BensGrandads household.

Bought the turkey and put it in the freezer and today bought the Rib of Beef on the bone from the butcher in the market in Burgess Hill excellent value only £8 per kilo. His beef including steak is always excellent.