Which alcohol is which GENDER?

[Artois]

Discuss.

 

[Artois]

Cider is male but VERY GAY.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Beers darker than lager are clearly male. All other beers are female.

Clear spirits are female, brown ones are male.

Alocpops, licquers, pimms, vermouth etc - female.

What do the French speakers here say?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Baileys is a tranny.

 

[Rangdo]

Lagers - male
Beers - elderly male

 

[Wardy]

white wine - female
red wine - male
rosea (or what ever it is called) - bi

 

[Brovion]

Bitter - For Real Men
Lager - For Poofs and Women (Not without reason is 'beer' a feminine noun in French)
Alcopops - For kids and screaming poofs. So if you drink stuff like Blue WKD consider yourself 'owned' by all the real men here.

 

[Rangdo]

Bitter - For Real Men

"Real" meaning "Old", right?

 

[Rambo]

Whiskey - Male
Gin - Female
Vodka - Bi

Blue Curacao - Tranny

 

[Brovion]

"Real" meaning "Old", right?

No, just people who are old enough to have outgrown fizzy drinks.

 

[Rangdo]

No, just people who are old enough to have outgrown fizzy drinks.

And moved on to tepid flat drinks that don't irritate those sensitive teeth (the ones that haven't been replaced by dentures anyway).

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Malibu & Coke: clearly female.

 

[Rambo]

Malibu & Coke: clearly female.

and tastes like sun-tan lotion.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Disgusting stuff: slapper fuel in a glass

 

[Rangdo]

and tastes like sun-tan lotion.

Never tried it. Never tried sun tan lotion either come to think of it.

 

[Rambo]

Never tried it. Never tried sun tan lotion either come to think of it.

Sun-tan lotion and coke - a real winner.

 

[Brovion]

And moved on to tepid flat drinks that don't irritate those sensitive teeth (the ones that haven't been replaced by dentures anyway).

Tepid flat drinks? It's taste, man, taste! How can you taste anything when the fizzy gunk is ice cold?

(This is good isn't it? Arguing about the gender of drinks! Maybe next week we'll argue about something like which politician is which chocolate bar. When are the fixtures out?)

 

[Rangdo]

This is good isn't it? Arguing about the gender of drinks! Maybe next week we'll argue about something like which politician is which chocolate bar. When are the fixtures out?

Not really. Its amazing what boredom can do to you.
Anyway when are the fixtures out?

 

[GUNTER]

Blue Wkd is for teenage GIRLS!

 

[The Large One]

Harvey's - Male, with a bit of tiger thrown in...
San Miguel / 1664 etc - Male, with a softer, touchy-feely side
Fosters - Male, in the closet
Carlsberg - Male, trying to puff their way out of the closet

Dark spirits & mixer - Male, although too tired to argue the point, and maybe a little confused
Light spirits & mixer - Male, but with an identity crisis

Baileys - Female, with a bit of fox thrown in
Dubonnet / Vermouth / Diesel - Female moose with a face like a bag of spanners
Alcopop - Female bitch slag