Where's the PIG?

[Eggman]

I saw him the other day chewing the fat with his neighbour Old Stan

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

I heard he was playing with his old chap

You've got him mixed up with Ian Botham.

 

[Postman Pat]

I've heard he is moving into entertainment, is joining up with Andrew Ridgeley to form a band called Old Wham.

 

[seagully]

I heard the GIG is going to be in Oldham?

 

[poidy]

I've heard unsubstantiated rumours that he's been training with Oldham. Probably BS though

 

[Grombleton]

I heard he's run off with an old man.

 

[Daffy Duck]

I've been told he's gone back to Poland for a holiday with his old Nan.

 

[Clive Walker]

he ate some old ham and ended up ill

 

[Puppet Master]

He likes to old'em

 

[StonehamPark]

He's training with Gary Oldman.

 

[dadams2k11]

I heard from a reliable source that he has changed in to a woman and his name is kellie

 

[Husty]

Is he still training with Oldham?

I heard that they'd finished for the day, but will be training again tomorrow.

 

[Reagulls]

I saw him the other day chewing the fat with his neighbour Old Stan

or with his old team mate jaap stam?

 

[Stinky Pete]

Playing charity football apparently

 

[franks brother]

At a wife swapping party in Oldham allegedly

 

[BensGrandad]

Isnt he going to Tel a Viv to play?

 

[Shy Talk]

So, what's the best way to Old'em?

 

[The Truth]

I heard he's failing to hold them athletic shots. Not good enough.

 

[albion534]

Training with Northampton I believe

 

[TheDuke]

I told'em Old'em