Where's He Going?!

[hans kraay fan club]

Or was he?

Kanu's 45 apparently...

Well, quite.

Victor once had to be substituted in a year 10 game at Whitgift, as he'd scored 10 [TEN] goals and it was all getting a bit embarrassing. Of course the fact he was probably really about 3 years older than the other kids probably helped, but impressive all the same.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'm pretty sure AJ scoring 21 in a relegated team in the premiership makes him better than Zamora. could be wrong though

..although 17 of them were penalties that he cheated to get.

 

[8ace]

Whitgift is full of Palace rejects. And Colin Pates, who was quite good for us for a season or so.

Here he is in all his beauty:

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'll state at this point that I'm only JOSHING about Moses. I do a load of work at Whitgift School, so have known about him for years, and have followed his progress with interest. Its a remarkable story, what the poor kid came from, and I genuinelly wish him every success.

I hope he gets a good move, to a decent club. I don't even mind if he goes for serious wedge, as none of it will go to Palace anyway - it will just fall into the big black hole that is the debt to Jordan, himself.

 

[VeronaSeagull]

Cricket master at Whitgift is Fish face himself, David Ward

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Players who have scored more or as many goals in the Championship than Victor Moses this season:

Peter Whittingham
Darren Ambrose
Michael Chopra
Matt Fryatt
Darius Henderson
Kevin Nolan
Billy Sharp
Nicky Maynard
George Boyd
Charlie Adam
Adam Johnson
Jay Simpson
Clinton Morrison
Rob Earnshaw
Leon Best
Gary Hooper
Tom Cleverley
Heidar Helguson
Shola Amoebi
Craig Mackail-Smith
Akos Buzsaky
Dexter Blackstock
Danny Graham
Rob Hulse
Jay Bothroyd
Aaron McLean
Marcus Tudgay
Jerome Thomas
Jon Stead
Neil Mellor
Jon Walters
Simon Cox
Gzregorz Rasiak
Freddy Eastwood
Chris Brunt
Gylfi Sigurdsson

Apparently you can hardly move in the Bramall Lane VIP area these days for Real Madrid scouts covertly watching Darius Henderson.

 

[VeronaSeagull]

Are Colin Pates and the other ex-Albion John Humphrey still coaching at Whitgift? Jokes of coaches if ever there were some....!

oh to reminiss over the days when they tried to coach the school's team when the school was "encouraging" all decent athletes to play rugby

 

[Trigger]

Dulwich Hamlet.

 

[tottenhamseagull]

Does anyone know who the cricket master is at the whitgift school?
Big clue he is the ugliest cricketer ever.

Andy Caddick?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Are Colin Pates and the other ex-Albion John Humphrey still coaching at Whitgift? Jokes of coaches if ever there were some....!

oh to reminiss over the days when they tried to coach the school's team when the school was "encouraging" all decent athletes to play rugby

Ex-palace coach Steve Kember is head coach I think.

 

[LABHA]

Who gives a fvck anyway?

 

[logan89]

Players who have scored more or as many goals in the Championship than Victor Moses this season:

Peter Whittingham
Darren Ambrose
Michael Chopra
Matt Fryatt
Darius Henderson
Kevin Nolan
Billy Sharp
Nicky Maynard
George Boyd
Charlie Adam
Adam Johnson
Jay Simpson
Clinton Morrison
Rob Earnshaw
Leon Best
Gary Hooper
Tom Cleverley
Heidar Helguson
Shola Amoebi
Craig Mackail-Smith
Akos Buzsaky
Dexter Blackstock
Danny Graham
Rob Hulse
Jay Bothroyd
Aaron McLean
Marcus Tudgay
Jerome Thomas
Jon Stead
Neil Mellor
Jon Walters
Simon Cox
Gzregorz Rasiak
Freddy Eastwood
Chris Brunt
Gylfi Sigurdsson

Apparently you can hardly move in the Bramall Lane VIP area these days for Real Madrid scouts covertly watching Darius Henderson.

Not only that but Liverpool are considering a £10m bid to get Neil Mellor back.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Not only that but Liverpool are considering a £10m bid to get Neil Mellor back.

To be fair, he'd probably still be better than David Ngog and Dirk Kuyt. Stand by for breaking news about Juventus's impending signing of Freddy Eastwood.

In spite of all this, Palace do seem to have a rather well-developed ability to mug off rich clubs for average players. How much did they get for Wayne Routledge (currently in someone's reserves) while John Bostock has done so well at Spurs, he's been loaned to Brentford.

 

[porkypie]

Bobby Zamora: 8 goals in 52 games for Fulham

f***ing useless

Bitchy!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

The Premier League clubs wont come in for him as they know Palace will have to sell him for peanuts at the end of the season because they wont be able to afford his wages in L1.

 

[The Grockle]

I just saw him going to his local crack den to score.

Bit harsh fella.

 

[Bigtomfu]

My dad went there

That might explain why when I used to visit to play rugby/cricket/football there was always shit smeared everywhere in the changing rooms.

 

[kingstn seagull]

I heard Rob Hulse is in Milan for a medical

 

[the wanderbus]

who gives a f*** where he goes, he'll still be a palace c unt

 

[Pavilionaire]

Hull are reportedly interested in Mido and Amr Zaki. I wouldn't be surprised to see Moses join the Egyptian exodus to the promised land of the KC Stadium...