Where's all the jokes then?

[Easy 10]

ok how about this ..
rooney..i had an open goal but still could t score...i could kick myself
ferguson....... dont bother you d probably miss !!!!

Ummm.
I'd give up now.

 

[Eggmundo]

A joke needs to make some sense though.

Man Utd have a new sponsor - Poundland. A load of rubbish and haven't won any awards in Rome.

They don't use the Pound as currency, no wonder it hasn't won any awards.

 

[maffew]

whats the difference between a mouse and an egg?

One of its legs is both the same!


wooo. thats raised the level of this thread of 'jokes'

 

[Highfields Seagull]

they don't use the pound as currency, no wonder it hasn't won any awards.

exactly

 

[Easy 10]

whats the difference between a mouse and an egg?

One of its legs is both the same!

I don't get it. I really don't.

 

[Eggmundo]

exactly

Unless it's weight.

 

[siclean]

why did the pigeon cross the road
answer... .to try and collect his pension

 

[maffew]

I don't get it. I really don't.

me neither. there isnt even meant to be a punchline i dont think. I just made it up and thought it was funnier than the actual jokes

 

[Easy 10]

Fair play.
You're probably right.

 

[bristolseagull]

Subtle but my favourite, the new kit for next year

too subtle for me, I don't get it

 

[REDLAND]

too subtle for me, I don't get it

its the score from last nights game

 

[bristolseagull]

oh.....thanks


thats a good one

 

[Happy Seagull]

royal mail were going to do a batch of man utd stamps celebrating getting to the CL final, but then someone realised people wouldn't know which side to spit on......

 

[Biscuit]

Not a joke, but I really liked what I saw someone had written about swine flu and the attendant potential catastrophe.

They were calling it the aporkalypse...

Mad cow disease, Bird flu and now Swine flu..

It's like farmergeddon out there...