Its now 125-125 in the penalty shoot out and having gone through the players, managers, directors, wives/girlfriends its now time for the fans to take part. This has already become the longest football match in history.
Shock, horror its John Prescott (who has been hiding in the royal box checking out the Brighton fans who keep writing him lovely letters) who is coming onto the pitch, he removes his jacket to reveal a Brighton shirt with Vote JP 10 on the back.
He places the ball on the penalty spot, walks back five paces, turns and faces the goal and .........................................