Where will Will FINISH on the wedding night?

[Trufflehound]

He'll get a touch of the "prems", do an Albion and finish the season early. She'll have to finish herself off with the Royal Rabbit.

"Well I'm game if she is."

 

[Husty]

They both went to public schol, arse.

 

[User removed 4]

They both went to public schol, arse.

You'd know, having gone to one yourself.

 

[hart's shirt]

Wherever it goes, he'll know that she's truly posh if she shouts out, "I'm arriving...I'm arriving!"

 

[Titanic]

Wherever it goes, he'll know that she's truly posh if she shouts out, "I'm arriving...I'm arriving!"

Surely that should be "One is arriving"?

 

[Albumen]

Do the royals know what teabagging is? If they do I think he'll spill the milk mid-teabag.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

In the derriere , a 500 year old royal tradition.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Being royalty, Wills will rest on his elbows mid-intercourse, then go flat out to the gravy strokes, shouting, 'Tally bally ho(e)..!!' and begin the gestation of the third in line to the throne...

 

[Sloe Joe]

Probably campiones of Div 1

 

[Cian]

Won't he get his manservant to perform the acts of conjugal unpleasantness for him?

He's not Edward!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Other: The Royal Wee (sic)

 

[El Presidente]

The problem with the tits option is that she doesn't have any.

 

[Normal Rob]

i think i'd manage clunge, mouth, tits and arse in under an hour

 

[Braders]

Buried hilt up to get his brown wings - lucky lad

if he does he is a national HERO

 

[sydney]

i think he'll get the trip down bourneville boulevard with chaz an' camilla givin' the pointers ........

 

[sydney]

i think i'd manage clunge, mouth, tits and arse in under an hour

youd have to eat it first surely...!!!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Having a threesome with Pippa and Katherine, f***ing them both. then he realises in the morning, he did the dirty deed in the Queen's bed.

 

[El Presidente]

having a threesome with pippa and katherine, f***ing them both. Then he realises in the morning, he did the dirty deed in the queen's bed.

calm down dear

 

[Giraffe]

I reckon somewhere between Pippa and Kate

 

[Washboard Didgets]

i think i'd manage clunge, mouth, tits and arse in under an hour

Is there Royal wood in that picture? If not, why not. She looks very tidy indeed.

I think Harry has bagged Pippa for tonight, he seemed to be close to her in every shot after the ceremony.