Where is this year's World's Hardest Creature thread?

[JCL - the new kid in town]

I know that there are forces afoot to ensure that the HB never wins this competition and although this pains my sense of fair play and devalues the competition, it could be a good thing for the Albion.

Its my perception that Brighton have done better signing strikers in January transfer windows when the Honey Badger has not made the final, signing Murray in 2008 and Ulloa in 2013. Last year, whilst the badger fought the shrimp, we signed Jonathan Obika and David Rodriguez. Surely this can't just be a coincidence imagined by an idiot? Or can it.....

Would it be responsible to bring the polar bear back out of retirement in order to give Hughton every chance?

Do you think our scouts get too interested in the competition when the honey badger is in the final and neglect their day jobs?

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Forgive me, I'm sure we can still chat FM once the nightmare of war is over.

I'd hope so but war can change people.

I suspect I'm likely to be a broken, bitter, individual after this.

 

[Mowgli37]

I'd hope so but war can change people.

I suspect I'm likely to be a broken, bitter, individual after this.

 

[Stato]

Do you think our scouts get too interested in the competition when the honey badger is in the final and neglect their day jobs?

This could be it. Perhaps to focus their minds, there should be a big push for the seagull this year. I reckon it could eat a shrimp and probably take a honey badger, if the badger was eating a bag of chips.

 

[JCL - the new kid in town]

This could be it. Perhaps to focus their minds, there should be a big push for the seagull this year. I reckon it could eat a shrimp and probably take a honey badger, if the badger was eating a bag of chips.

Sounds good, TEAM SEAGULL!!!

 

[vegster]

No need for an additional binfest, we have enough running already, give it to the Polar Bear and have done .

 

[Surf's Up]

I'm not sure that it's just the consumption of cider that has me recalling that you were a big advocate of the shrimp. I'm sure we had the discussion in the (soon-to-be-ex-pub-of-the-year) BoT.

Never never never - through your cider addled haze you are conveniently confusing me with a discussion you may have had with someone else. My loyalty to the Badger is total, absolute and unyielding. I do recall a conversation with one or two mods where I may have discreetly implied that I smelt a rat in the way a number of mods, right at the last knockings, suddenly voted Team Shrimp thus ensuring a win by the narrowest of margins by the diminutive crustacean!!

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

After seeing this http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/tarantula-v-giant-wasp-super-size-4966765 earlier, I'd like to nominate the Giant Wasp.

 

[Bozza]

Never never never - through your cider addled haze you are conveniently confusing me with a discussion you may have had with someone else. My loyalty to the Badger is total, absolute and unyielding. I do recall a conversation with one or two mods where I may have discreetly implied that I smelt a rat in the way a number of mods, right at the last knockings, suddenly voted Team Shrimp thus ensuring a win by the narrowest of margins by the diminutive crustacean!!

Whatever.

Time to revert your username.

 

[Surf's Up]

Whatever.

Time to revert your username.

I feel bullied now!!

 

[Kazenga <3]

Sums up my thoughts on last years utter FARCE eloquently and succinctly.

Make no mistake, Robert Mugabe has ran in fairer elections than that ****ing prawn last year. I really don't know if I'm honest. Is there any integrity left in this contest? My heart lies as ever in the Badger's ferocious embrace but it does not beat with the same fire and passion that should have compelled the People's Champion to sweep all before him. Perhaps one last push, before being forgotten to the pages of history like so many others who dreamed of utopia.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Looking forward to the return of my favourite poster - [MENTION=28958]MantisShrimpMan4eva[/MENTION]

 

[Surf's Up]

I feel bullied now!!

In fact I shall report your post to the ............ oh, hang on ....... this ain't right!!!

 

[severnside gull]

Not having joined this debate in the past I must admit that this whole "shrimpgate" thing sounds intriguing but if there is a competition this year I'm with Stato. Give a bag of chips to any animal in the known universe and the seagull will be at it!

 

[Guinness Boy]

#TeamGreatWhiteShark



























WHAT?

 

[Dick Head]

FIX!

 

[Munkfish]

I do hope there are still big fans out there of the 'Mother ****ing headmental, double hard *******, **** of the bird world' The CASSOWARY he would karate kick that prick the colonels head clean right off.

Don't mess with this ****ed up bird.

TEAM CASSOWARY!

 

[jay d]

LYCONDROIDS. these are mean bast**ds. Look them up, there like warewolves on steroids. Thought to be half human half wolf, these creatures are thought to of been made in a lab towards the end of world war 2. To be used as super soldiers they are pumped up with pure muscle and with the fierce nature of a wolf.
even bigfoot is reported to be afreid of this beast.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

LYCONDROIDS. these are mean bast**ds. Look them up, there like warewolves on steroids. Thought to be half human half wolf, these creatures are thought to of been made in a lab towards the end of world war 2. To be used as super soldiers they are pumped up with pure muscle and with the fierce nature of a wolf.
even bigfoot is reported to be afreid of this beast.

I'm no expert on the WHC, but i THINK that one of the pre-requisites for entry, is that it has to be an ACTUAL animal.

 

[Goldstone1976]

I'm no expert on the WHC, but i THINK that one of the pre-requisites for entry, is that it has to be an ACTUAL animal.

If we're going for fictitious animals, baggsie Alien. Totally unbeatable - except if trapped in a small escape pod containing it, a tired, emotionally-drained and semi-naked person, and a small cat. Oh.