[Albion] Where is Moises going? (Chelsea - 14/08/2023)

[DJ NOBO]

Moisés’ agents appear to be greedy and stupid even by agents’ standards.
But then Moises fits that description too.
Money, money, money.
Some people can never have too much.

 

[Rookie]

Could not care less, we're getting £115m + 15% sell-on which is amazing! Credit to TB & PB.

It may not be the preferred club, sure, but it is an exceptional profit and we've, once again, done Chelsea.

Have we done Chelsea though?. Moises is better than Rice, younger than Rice and will form the back bone of their midfield for a long time (provided his agent let’s him). I’d say amazing money for the club but Chelsea have got a superb player who will get better

 

[SeagullinExile]

Have we done Chelsea though?. Moises is better than Rice, younger than Rice and will form the back bone of their midfield for a long time (provided his agent let’s him). I’d say amazing money for the club but Chelsea have got a superb player who will get better

You’re forgetting that Chelsea have a habit of making good players shit.

 

[clapham_gull]

I agree Chelsea is posh SW3 , an average 3 bed terraced house off the kings road will set you back around £4m .

lots of cool restaurants, bars etc . You can’t really compare that to a nice village up north

However London is only a good place to live if you have a very big budget . Much of it is a dump with high crime .

He's not going to live in Chelsea though is he.

You have the most bizarre views on London.

Have you actually lived or been here or did you get your knowledge from the 1960s cinema ?

 

[SeagullinExile]

He's not going to live in Chelsea though is he.

You have the most bizarre views on London.

Have you actually lived or been here or did you get your knowledge from the 1960s cinema ?

A few Chelsea players and ex players have had places in Fulham though. Willian for one. That ain’t cheap neither!

 

[upthealbion1970]

You’re forgetting that Chelsea have a habit of making good players shit.

There is no pressure to perform here unlike Chelsea

 

[Springal]

Glad it’s done. Hope he has a terrible

He's not going to live in Chelsea though is he.

You have the most bizarre views on London.

Have you actually lived or been here or did you get your knowledge from the 1960s cinema ?

Indeed - spend more time at Cobham. That’d be a rough commute. They all live around Surrey, Virginia Water etc

 

[Diablo]

big game for Moises tomorrow....will he be wearing a Red or Blue shirt ??

 

[SeagullinExile]

big game for Moises tomorrow....will he be wearing a Red or Blue shirt ??

He’ll be wearing one encrusted in diamonds with the cash he’s just about to make!

 

[Uh_huh_him]

would need to be a massive price to really appreciate the 15% surely

Assuming selling fee inflation continuew unabated, if hw stays there long enough we might get another 5 mill feom it

 

[Weststander]

Moisés’ agents appear to be greedy and stupid even by agents’ standards.
But then Moises fits that description too.
Money, money, money.
Some people can never have too much.

You could’ve stopped at “greedy”.

I’ve a theory that the agent would’ve spelt trouble for Arsenal or Liverpool in a couple of years time. They’re never going to pay the highest wages on the planet or agents fees. They can’t compete with FFP cheats.

In two years time the agent double act would’ve been working with Real, Newcastle or Chavski to unsettle Caicedo.

 

[A1X]

So has this dickhead gone now?

 

[Weststander]

He's not going to live in Chelsea though is he.

You have the most bizarre views on London.

Have you actually lived or been here or did you get your knowledge from the 1960s cinema ?

When players/wags on £15m live near Cobham and want to visit New Bond Street etc, do they helicopter in to central London?

We were in south London traffic yesterday, endless jams. Do they sit it out in chauffeured Mercs for 90 tedious minutes?

 

[GoingUp]

I'm just glad this saga is over now TBH. Move on and focus on the rest of the season.

 

[DJ NOBO]

You could’ve stopped at “greedy”.

I’ve a theory that the agent would’ve spelt trouble for Arsenal or Liverpool in a couple of years time. They’re never going to pay the highest wages on the planet or agents fees. They can’t compete with FFP cheats.

In two years time the agent double act would’ve been working with Real, Newcastle or Chavski to unsettle Caicedo.

Why not stupid?
Firstly, he signed a new contract that benefitted us far more than him.
Also, he has only played 40 odd games in the Premier League.
He could have stayed at Brighton for another year, gaining more experience in a less-pressurised environment including European experience.
Instead he is going to a crazy club with sky-high expectations and will be expected to get them out of the mess. Massive pressure. He’s not even passed the second season syndrome test yet.
Yes, he now has more money than he could ever spend. But that would have been the case anyway.
Let’s see where the Team Caicedo greed ends up.

 

[Weststander]

Why not stupid?
Firstly, he signed a new contract that benefitted us far more than him.
Also, he has only played 40 odd games in the Premier League.
He could have stayed at Brighton for another year, gaining more experience in a less-pressurised environment including European experience.
Instead he is going to a crazy club with sky-high expectations and will be expected to get them out of the mess. Massive pressure. He’s not even passed the second season syndrome test yet.
Yes, he now has more money than he could ever spend. But that would have been the case anyway.
Let’s see where the Team Caicedo greed ends up.

Apologies, I thought you were talking about the agents.

 

[GT49er]

Epic Sports agency? Thought he was with someone else. (Futbol Division?)

Maybe he's decided to call in some professionals? Shame they still endorse the 'I only want Arsenal sorry, Chelsea' mantra.

 

[cjd]

Why not stupid?
Firstly, he signed a new contract that benefitted us far more than him.
Also, he has only played 40 odd games in the Premier League.
He could have stayed at Brighton for another year, gaining more experience in a less-pressurised environment including European experience.
Instead he is going to a crazy club with sky-high expectations and will be expected to get them out of the mess. Massive pressure. He’s not even passed the second season syndrome test yet.
Yes, he now has more money than he could ever spend. But that would have been the case anyway.
Let’s see where the Team Caicedo greed ends up.

I think there is every chance he will end up as the new Nicolas Anelka who despite his huge talent eventually played for ? 13 different clubs and IMHO, never reached his true potential. I think members of his family were the bloodsucking agents for him. Always agitating for the next move and signing on fee.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

He's not going to live in Chelsea though is he.

You have the most bizarre views on London.

Have you actually lived or been here or did you get your knowledge from the 1960s cinema ?

My sister has a delightful, one bed flat in Chelsea for sale right now. Well within Moises's price range. Needs updating, but excellent, I mean excellent location. He could buy it as a pied-a-Terre during the week. Plus a parking permit for his, no doubt, Super Car.

 

[um bongo molongo]

I’ll be delighted if he goes to Chelsea. As with Potter gone, Sanchez getting splinters in his arse and Cucu counting his money in his basement like Scrooge McDuck, there was going to be no one to BOO this season, which would have been disappointing after last year.