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where is da black lion.....please



Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,426
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Lammy said:
Sorry I don't speak jive?
I shall translate.

"Greetings my friend. I am definately meeting my acquaintances at the Black Lion. Do you understand my dialect, kindred ? You should look into this more thoroughly, as this situation is proceeding into the local urban connurbation, you purveyor of maternal incestuousness."

"Western province."
 




Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
Easy 10 said:
I shall translate.

"Greetings my friend. I am definately meeting my acquaintances at the Black Lion. Do you understand my dialect, kindred ? You should look into this more thoroughly, as this situation is proceeding into the local urban connurbation, you purveyor of maternal incestuousness."

"Western province."

Reminds me of the classic from Airplane! (cant find the Nuns translation though)

First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.
 


Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
found it, different scene altogether!

Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

:lolol:
 


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