[Help] Where have all the toilet rolls gone?

[LamieRobertson]

I purchased a pack of four toilet rolls today in M&S Prestatyn with no drama. I purchased them because we are low on toilet tissue. I could have bought more but didn’t because I am a mug

Not just any old loo roll...its M&S loo roll....

 

[bhafc99]

I think people are taking the threat that the virus might ‘wipe us all out’ a little too literally.



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[LamieRobertson]

What really makes me laugh is these f*cking idiots don't even know what the symptoms are. You don't get a runny nose.

Or the sh!ts

Perhaps they read yesterday’s ‘i’

 

[Boys 9d]

I hope I did the correct thing in stocking up on Corona beer.

 

[southstandandy]

Maybe everyone just has a chronic case of the 'Shits' at the moment?

 

[Essan128]

Honestly, I’m surprised the UK hasn’t adopted the bum gun yet.
One thing I dislike about going back to the UK is having to wipe my arse with tissue paper.
It doesn’t clean your arse 100% hence the skid marked pants!

Here in Thailand they used to have a bucket of water and a plastic scoop to wash your arse.
Now the rinse spray or bum gun as it is called by westerners is more common.
Super clean and no skid marks in your pants.

Wash yourself after a dump, it’s easy!
One of these in Thailand costs about £5.You'll save a fortune in toilet rolls.

 

[swindonseagull]

And while out stealing toilet roll, don't forget to visit your local hospital to steal their hand sanitiser supplies too
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-51771584

Work have just sent a email telling people to buy and use santizer and claim it on expenses......now where are we supposed to buy it? will they pay £100 per bottle from ebay? we work in public places so could really do with it.

 

[Driver8]

Honestly, I’m surprised the UK hasn’t adopted the bum gun yet.
One thing I dislike about going back to the UK is having to wipe my arse with tissue paper.
It doesn’t clean your arse 100% hence the skid marked pants!

Here in Thailand they used to have a bucket of water and a plastic scoop to wash your arse.
Now the rinse spray or bum gun as it is called by westerners is more common.
Super clean and no skid marks in your pants.

Wash yourself after a dump, it’s easy!
One of these in Thailand costs about £5.You'll save a fortune in toilet rolls.

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What do you dry with? Not sure I would fancy sharing an arse towel.

 

[Mental Lental]

Honestly, I’m surprised the UK hasn’t adopted the bum gun yet.
One thing I dislike about going back to the UK is having to wipe my arse with tissue paper.
It doesn’t clean your arse 100% hence the skid marked pants!

Here in Thailand they used to have a bucket of water and a plastic scoop to wash your arse.
Now the rinse spray or bum gun as it is called by westerners is more common.
Super clean and no skid marks in your pants.

Wash yourself after a dump, it’s easy!
One of these in Thailand costs about £5.You'll save a fortune in toilet rolls.

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I have a super duper Japanese toilet that washes my ring piece and then blasts it with a jet of hot air. It has settings for ladies' front bottoms too so you don't really need bog paper at all. Maybe a few sheets here and there. On trips back to the UK I genuinely find myself having forgotten how to wipe my arse with only toilet paper so I try to time my shits to drop just before a bath or shower because I find the idea of shitting and NOT washing your arse afterwards absolutely repulsive.

 

[peterward]

 

[BN9 BHA]

I have a super duper Japanese toilet that washes my ring piece and then blasts it with a jet of hot air. It has settings for ladies' front bottoms too so you don't really need bog paper at all. Maybe a few sheets here and there. On trips back to the UK I genuinely find myself having forgotten how to wipe my arse with only toilet paper so I try to time my shits to drop just before a bath or shower because I find the idea of shitting and NOT washing your arse afterwards absolutely repulsive.

 

[A mex eyecan]

I have a super duper Japanese toilet that washes my ring piece and then blasts it with a jet of hot air. It has settings for ladies' front bottoms too so you don't really need bog paper at all. Maybe a few sheets here and there. On trips back to the UK I genuinely find myself having forgotten how to wipe my arse with only toilet paper so I try to time my shits to drop just before a bath or shower because I find the idea of shitting and NOT washing your arse afterwards absolutely repulsive.

jeez i hope you wipe your arse before washing it when you are in the bath

 

[Essan128]

In older houses and public toilets you don’t dry off. Just pull up your pants and believe me, with the temperature here they don’t stay damp for long. You don’t even notice it. It’s better than a stinky arse!
In more modern houses and public toilets there will probably be a loo roll just to wipe your damp backside.
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[A mex eyecan]

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enough to bring tears to your eyes

 

[Notters]

Plenty of baked beans and toilet roll in sainsbury's and Morrisons up here. Not much pasta left though, only posh stuff.

 

[Mental Lental]

jeez i hope you wipe your arse before washing it when you are in the bath

I genuinely reel off about half a bog roll per shit when I'm in Blighty. My arse even before I get in the shower is what would be considered "clean" by the average Brit.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Plenty of baked beans and toilet roll in sainsbury's and Morrisons up here. Not much pasta left though, only posh stuff.

Wholewheat

 

[Questions]

It comes to something when we are having to use both sides of the paper

 

[Essan128]

I have a super duper Japanese toilet that washes my ring piece and then blasts it with a jet of hot air. It has settings for ladies' front bottoms too so you don't really need bog paper at all. Maybe a few sheets here and there. On trips back to the UK I genuinely find myself having forgotten how to wipe my arse with only toilet paper so I try to time my shits to drop just before a bath or shower because I find the idea of shitting and NOT washing your arse afterwards absolutely repulsive.

Those Japanese toilets were in the UK news years ago, thought then it was just a gimmick. Didn’t know they were actually in use. So you can understand how Ii feel about UK bathroom hygiene.
When I tell a Thai person how we clean ourselves after a No. 2 back home they can’t believe it.
And don’t get me started on women’s front bottoms! Females here always have a wash up after a piss. No smelly fannies!

 

[Notters]

Wholewheat

No wholewheat either. We usually buy wholewheat (naturally, as it tastes the same and is better for you).