[Help] Where have all the toilet rolls gone?

[Jack Straw]

DEFRA have announced that this year's toilet-roll crop is being destroyed by locusts.

 

[Bozza]

A spectacular display planned to get behind the boys next Saturday.

Not sure Barber will be happy about thousands of tins of baked beans raining down from the WSU.

 

[Bodian]

E bay still have some.

I thought you were taking the mickey - but the million pound one is excellent!!

Well found.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

No wonder coffee is so damned expensive I'm paying for ten bog rolls per cappo!

 

[Palacefinder General]

Yea.. school/university toilets are gold mines as well.

I've never been good at living, so I had to become a master of lifehacking.

Legendary stuff, it’s 5 years since I’ve paid for loo roll, same with tissues, the single paper hand towels in many public places make ideal tissues.

 

[father_and_son]

E bay still have some.

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Million quid and no Free P&P? (And even 2nd class, 83p is for a large letter. Loo roll is a small parcel!)

 

[zefarelly]

What really makes me laugh is these f*cking idiots don't even know what the symptoms are. You don't get a runny nose.

Or the sh!ts

 

[Surrey Phil]

Quite extraordinary goings on. That reminds me, I must go and stockpile some beer!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

What really makes me laugh is these f*cking idiots don't even know what the symptoms are. You don't get a runny nose.

Or the sh!ts

Disagree. If you're the kind of gormless **** that stockpiles pot noodles then the world WILL fall out of your bottom. On the plus side, you'd probably get more nutritional value from eating the bog rolls

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Where-have-all-the-toilet-rolls-gone?

Long time passing!

 

[Djmiles]

Work, libraries, train station khazis, restaurants, so many options out there and quality stuff as well.

Bloody hell, bog roll must be expensive there then! Here I was thinking a bog roll was 30p or something. Oh wait, they are.

Don’t forget to take an empty container and fill up on the soap too!!

 

[zefarelly]

Quite extraordinary goings on. That reminds me, I must go and stockpile some beer!

This. I'm getting my trailer out as I only have a large estate car.

 

[marlowe]

So while the chances of contracting the virus remain extremely low, the likelihood of having to walk around with a filthy arse has risen significantly.

 

[Acker79]

Just seeing the thread titles puts this in my head:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUmKUWzbDxg

I thought you were taking the mickey - but the million pound one is excellent!!

The 83p postage is the cherry on top.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Alternatively steal them from work, I haven’t bought loo roll in years and the industrial ones are better than the rip off shop bought ones. Life’s too short to pay for frickin toilet paper.

And while out stealing toilet roll, don't forget to visit your local hospital to steal their hand sanitiser supplies too
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-51771584

 

[el punal]

Shit happens.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Already I YEARN for that Bygone Era when Saino's were proactively inducing me to buy more bog rolls via the incentive of Bonus Nectar Points. RIP that Byegone Era of a fortnight ago

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

Not sure Barber will be happy about thousands of tins of baked beans raining down from the WSU.

That'll be fine, as long as you take the lids off!

 

[LamieRobertson]

What really makes me laugh is these f*cking idiots don't even know what the symptoms are. You don't get a runny nose.

Or the sh!ts

It’s for when you have to stay at home in isolation for two years ...I’m well clued up

 

[Driver8]

I purchased a pack of four toilet rolls today in M&S Prestatyn with no drama. I purchased them because we are low on toilet tissue. I could have bought more but didn’t because I am not a ****ing moron.