Where do we actually swipe our cards at the AMEX

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What about the children? Are their turnstiles lower to the ground? Why doesn't anybody ever think of the children!!

I think of the children.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I bought a seat that doesn't exist.

Bet the stewards still direct you to it.

 

[Notters]

Thank goodness for the familiarisation events, or we'd all be LOST when arriving at the gates, and stand there for hours trying to work out what to do.

 

[Birdie Boy]

Do you need to be smart (clever or well dressed) to have a smartcard?

 

[Drumstick]

Yes, North Standers cards are the Nice But Dim-cards

 

[Daffy Duck]

I'll be ok because I'll be wearing my glasses so can see where to swipe.

Oh, but what if I lose my glasses..........will there be someone at the club who can help?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Thank goodness for the familiarisation events, or we'd all be LOST when arriving at the gates, and stand there for hours trying to work out what to do.

Plus it gives you an insight into how wonderful the train journey will be.

 

[Drumstick]

Plus it gives you an insight into how wonderful the train journey will be, I can't wait to see a video of it.

Let me help you.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Yes, North Standers cards are the Nice But Dim-cards

What will HB&B do , he's in the WSU

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Let me help you.

Will it be compulsory to lean your head over at 45 degrees on the train or only if you have a window seat ?

 

[Drumstick]

Depends if your neck brace breaks.

 

[Notters]

Plus it gives you an insight into how wonderful the train journey will be.

I'll be walking in future.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Yes, In stead of a person at the turnstiles you just swoosh it on top of a machine. Then you can pass through the turnstiles.

From the verb to swoosh.........mg - "to waive an object will nilly in the general direction of an irate steward whilst people behind you in the queue tut loudly and roll their eyes and blaspheme"

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Let me help you.

Were you planking when you filmed that video?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Will it be compulsory to lean your head over at 45 degrees on the train or only if you have a window seat ?

45 degrees?

 

[Everest]

45 degrees?

Yes.
His eyes are already set at 45 degrees, thereby making it the full 90.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

45 degrees?

yes , only 45 degrees , I have a glass eye

 

[Giraffe]

I'm expecting to swipe mine in the arsecrack of a Gullys Girl.

 

[Superphil]

Maybe you'll be able to buy POTG on Saturday as it seems the tickets are not yet sold out

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[seagullsovergrimsby]

I'm expecting to swipe mine in the arsecrack of a Gullys Girl.

What about the smartcard