When you piss...

[MJsGhost]

anyone else sometimes SIT DOWN to wee? just for a little treat

if not, forget all the stigmas, it's f***ing BLISS

This.

Unless in a public convenience of course.

 

[Nathan]

Bowl.

But i do also do the Austin Powers piss as well.

As a weekend treat i sometimes sit down for a wee.

 

[Badger]

Has anyone every been tempted to get a urinal fitted at home? It doesn't necessarily have to be in the bathroom it could go next to the bed for convenience.

 

[Sensitive_Guy69]

As a special treat sometimes I take my sack, in addition to my cock, outside of my trousers to give the boys a bit of fresh air.

my maryland cookie just fell out of my mouth

 

[magoo]

As a special treat sometimes I take my sack, in addition to my cock, outside of my trousers to give the boys a bit of fresh air.

a woman i know actually asked this once. "do you get just the cock out or do you get it all out including the balls?"

 

[CHAPPERS]

If the house is empty I sometimes see how loud I can make it sound straight into the water but this often goes wrong as my added effort causes the little chap to become like an out of control hose. Messy business.

 

[Mendoza]

a woman i know actually asked this once. "do you get just the cock out or do you get it all out including the balls?"

Holly Willoughby on Celebrity Juice

 

[StanmoreSeagull]

My sides hurt from laughing so hard! Brilliant!

 

[samtheseagull]

Any shit stains, then the BACK of the bowl

this

 

[magoo]

Holly Willoughby on Celebrity Juice

i don't know her. but someone i know did ask.

 

[Don Quixote]

I see how far back I can stand, did it from the other side of the room once.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Old chap nearly dips in the water anyway.. thus, always able to pee with silent precision and panache.

Post of the day!

Oh and BOWL.

 

[Bean]

It largely depends on the circumstance. If I'm desperate, I aim and hope for the best, thus often resulting in a wet floor. If I'm not desperate usually the bowl as I dont really want everyone in the house to know what I'm doing.

 

[nwgull]

There's a fat bloke in our office who seems to find using the urinals in the standard manner too much physical exertion, so he always pisses whilst leaning on the wall behind the urinal with one hand, and with the other hand holding his todger. His office nickname is Hitler-Piss.

 

[sir albion]

Yep the bowl and the carpet and wall when im pissed

 

[8ace]

Anyone here woken up with morning glory, busting for a gypsy's, attempted a handstand piss?

 

[Elvis]

When you piss against a wall, do you aim for the bricks or the mortar....

spell B H A,

if I HAd aload to drink then maybe FC on the end,

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Any skids and then the bowl if none. Occasionally water if it's a 'wild one'....... you all know what I mean lol

 

[Destiny's piles]

Has anyone every been tempted to get a urinal fitted at home? It doesn't necessarily have to be in the bathroom it could go next to the bed for convenience.

f***ing brilliant idea, beats pissing out the window into the neighbours garden

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

I'd not normally bother with a flippant thread such as this, but just reading the 3rd page has had me almost pissing myself with laughter!

tempted to read the rest of the thread now.

oh, and as you get older, it's little & often and you have to take into account how long the bus ride and wait will be before having that extra pint.