When will the inevitable happen?

[Stumpy Tim]

Ten days to go before the World Cup kicks off, and we're still waiting for our tabloids to unearth the traditional dirt on the England players to ruin any sort of preparation. How many days before our salt of the earth journalists release some kind of trashy story?

Also, what will the story be?

Over to you NSC

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

In all fairness, without John Terry around it's probably proving slightly harder than normal to find something.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

If there is one it will be in the SUNDAY papers, this week. Its always the Sunday Papers.

 

[Simster]

Dreamy Ricky Lambert caught in Rio favela having bum sex with one of their famous screwed up crack-addled ladyboys.

 

[El Sid]

Rooney has a Brazilian ____________

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Surely anything that is 'inevitable' will by its very nature ..... well ..... happen ?
[h=2][/h]

 

[SeagullinExile]

If there is one it will be in the SUNDAY papers, this week. Its always the Sunday Papers.

Don't forget the main party poopers were the NOTW, so maybe we'll be alright this time!

 

[SeagullinExile]

Rooney has a Brazilian ____________

Granny?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Don't forget the main party poopers were the NOTW, so maybe we'll be alright this time!

I'm sure that the EXPOSE will be just as damaging under the 'Sun on Sunday' banner.

 

[Randsta]

Don't forget the main party poopers were the NOTW, so maybe we'll be alright this time!

What the "sun on Sunday" same paper pretty much

 

[Mellotron]

Otherwise they'll just have to focus on Roy's speech impediment a bit more...

 

[Steve.S]

Think they are concentrating on Qatar and getting a re-vote on the World Cup.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I am waiting for the 4-yearly: world cup ball is too round/light/hard to catch/moves in the air too much talk.

I played a match with a 'Brazuca' last week. I found it to be insanely bouncy and a light breeze played havoc with its flight. So, if it was the genuine world cup ball and not the cheap replica you can look forward to those two complaints.

As for the squad shattering expose, I reckon it'll be either Sturridge and Sterling spit roasting Mrs Gerrard, or Rooney having a go on Mrs Hodgson.

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

I am waiting for the 4-yearly: world cup ball is too round/light/hard to catch/moves in the air too much talk.

I'm surprised I haven't head more about the ball yet..

I've never understood why they always make the world cup ball so different.. I used the Jabulani when it first came out and it was ridiculously different to any other football I'd played with.

 

[Nathan]

Think they are concentrating on Qatar and getting a re-vote on the World Cup.

Bit late for that, it starts in 10 days.

Although someone needs to tell the builders to get a move on.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

or Rooney having a go on Mrs Hodgson.

 

[SweatyMexican]

England players think 9/11 is a joke

Some of the England players decided to laugh at Lee Nelson evading airport security and trying to get on the England plane, this means that they think people getting on to planes to cause mischief is funny, therefore they find 9/11 a joke.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

England players think 9/11 is a joke

Some of the England players decided to laugh at Lee Nelson evading airport security and trying to get on the England plane, this means that they think people getting on to planes to cause mischief is funny, therefore they find 9/11 a joke.

Disgraceful. I'm supporting France

 

[Questions]

5 live have done a piece on street crime over there. There was also a list of do's and don'ts .They never mentioned the Rio Ladyboys which I thought odd.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

5 live have done a piece on street crime over there. There was a list of do's and don'ts .They never mentioned the Rio Ladyboys which I thought odd.

Which list do you have them on, Q?