When will palace score their first goal?

[scousefan]

Palace have gone 7 games a d 10.5 hours without a point or a goal. They play another 6 league games before they visit us. Where will the first goal come?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

As pathetic as it sounds I'm actually angsty about them scoring because this goalless run of theirs is so fantastic. At 2-0 down against United yesterday with the loss pretty much guaranteed, for them to have scored a consolation would have you tarnished the result massively for me. As a Palace fan said 'Harry Kane 7 goals in 7 games, Palace 0 goals in 7 matches'

 

[martin tyler]

I'm enjoying the run. At some point they will get a lucky break in front of goal but until then I'll enjoy it while it lasts. I would rather they had scored 1 before their AMEX trip though. I don't want us to be the team that concedes first to them. Personally I think they will score V West Ham

 

[Hampster Gull]

I think they will score vs Chelsea. That way it's only upside. As they say, it's the hope that kills you

 

[seaford]

I don't think they will score until Zahahahahaha is back. He will fall over in the box and a ref will feel sorry for them, so they score from a penalty. No idea when the cheating muppet is back though?

 

[Motogull]

I don't think they will score until Zahahahahaha is back. He will fall over in the box and a ref will feel sorry for them, so they score from a penalty. No idea when the cheating muppet is back though?

Or someone scores an own goal for them. Mind you, they'd need to be in advanced attacking position to do that.

 

[melias shoes]

As pathetic as it sounds I'm actually angsty about them scoring because this goalless run of theirs is so fantastic. At 2-0 down against United yesterday with the loss pretty much guaranteed, for them to have scored a consolation would have you tarnished the result massively for me. As a Palace fan said 'Harry Kane 7 goals in 7 games, Palace 0 goals in 7 matches'

https://youtu.be/29FvQgiRNXc
He thinks it's hilarious.

 

[beorhthelm]

i thnk we all fear that with each passing game and laughter at their predicament, the game they'll turn it around at is Amex.

 

[Spicy]

Shame there isn't an "In the Championship" option as I would have gone for that.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Would you rather Palace draw 0-0 - thus getting their first point of the season...or for them to score a goal but still get thrashed?

 

[seaford]

Would you rather Palace draw 0-0 - thus getting their first point of the season...or for them to score a goal but still get thrashed?

A goal and get thrashed. A pointless Palace is for best. #crystalpalacepointless

 

[djentist]

I'll say West ham, got no faith in them whatsoever

 

[hart's shirt]

They will never score again.

Ever.

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

I'm hoping they're trailing 1-0, get a 95th minute penalty - to secure them their first point and get a goal on the board... And sky it. Won't get much better than that.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

There's a hilarious goal of the month for them on Facebook which just shows their cup goal on a loop [emoji23]

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[Norman Potting]

I am confident that their first goal will be at the Amex. As I have already posted on another thread it will be an own goal and we will win 1 - 0

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I am confident that their first goal will be at the Amex. As I have already posted on another thread it will be an own goal and we will win 1 - 0

This would be one of the funniest things to ever witness!!! Footballing gods if you're listening...

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[nicko31]

Palace are finally getting a good dose of karma, still very early though plenty of time to sack Woy

 

[Simster]

As pathetic as it sounds I'm actually angsty about them scoring because this goalless run of theirs is so fantastic. At 2-0 down against United yesterday with the loss pretty much guaranteed, for them to have scored a consolation would have you tarnished the result massively for me. As a Palace fan said 'Harry Kane 7 goals in 7 games, Palace 0 goals in 7 matches'

Our goalkeeper has scored as many league goals as their entire team this season. Lovely stuff.

 

[The Fifth Column]

Alas one potential source of goals, Rickie Lambert, has retired from football after hearing Palace were interested in signing him to solve their current striker crisis. Lambert said,"When I heard of Palace's interest I knew then that it was time to retire, people say you should always leave something when in a positive situation and the thought of finishing my career playing in a rundown shack of a stadium in a team of no hopers being abused by the fans if I didn't score after 2 games made the decision an easy one".