To the tune of "you are my sunshine"
You are a scouser , a losing scouser ,
Your only happy , on giro day ,
While your mums stealing ,
Your dads drug dealing ,
Please don't take my hubcaps away.
To the tune of "brown girl in the ring"
The scousers are 1 - 0 down , tra la la la la ,
The scousers are 1 - 0 down , tra la la la la la ,
The scousers are 1 - 0 down , tra la la la la ,
To the boys who take it up the bum , bum , bum (well not all of us )