When was the last time you had sex

[Buzzer]

People on NSC..... have sex?


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


That's a good one.

Physician, heal thyself.

 

[dougdeep]

Does solo count?

 

[bhaexpress]

I'm not Christian, so you've lost me there...

Peasant ! The Angel Gabriel, never heard of 'The Immaculate Conception' ?

 

[byf]

No sex lastnight...but did get the best blowjob ive ever had!

 

[pasty]

...but did get the best blowjob ive ever had!

You can reach ?

 

[byf]

& she swallowed!

Get in!

 

[Beach Hut]

Last night since you asked

 

[Goodfella]

Last night since you asked

Me too, then finished her off this morning

 

[The Large One]

My missus is far too posh for that.

She uses sex to keep the coal in.

 

[Cian]

Peasant ! The Angel Gabriel, never heard of 'The Immaculate Conception' ?

Clearly, since thats why I said "Mary?" in response to Starry. Doesn't mean I know the details of it.

 

[bhafc]

still having sex at 74.






















but i live at 72

 

[pasty]

Under an hour ago, driving home to the wife now.

Bloke 1: Do you talk to your wife when you're having sex?
Bloke 2: Yeah, of course I do. If there's a phone handy.

Boom boom.

 

[tip top]

Bloke 1: Do you talk to your wife when you're having sex?
Bloke 2: Yeah, of course I do. If there's a phone handy.

Boom boom.

not only is he unfaithful, he's gay too:safeway2:

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Speak for yourself Danny !

Says the ubergeek

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

"still having sex at 74"

OK, You've given us the number but what's the street?

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Says the ubergeek

what ?