[Albion] When (or if) Jesus Christ returns to earth, will he...........

[LamieRobertson]

They don't like to cause a fuss

Now that did make me chuckle

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Use social media, and the mass media in general, to get his message across?

Had a very interesting conversation with a Vicar up at the Crematorium the other day, obviously he's convinced Jesus will return at some point, and as he stated the Bible says "every knee will bow at his feet, and every tongue will confess to him"

My point was, bearing in mind the modest background he came from last time, he's clearly not going to arrive like Evel Knieval, but there's probably far more cynicism around today than there was 2,000 years ago, so if he does come back, its going to be mammoth task getting his message across and getting enough believers behind him.

That's unless he's already here?

I know you're fishing, but maybe carry on the discussion with the same vicar or another minister. Try reading Revelation, as it will describe the second coming a lot better than anyone on Nsc can.

Enjoy tomorrow (if it comes )

 

[Guinness Boy]

it will describe the second coming a lot better than anyone on Nsc can.

Not if Stormy Daniels suddenly signs up for an account.

 

[Beach Hut]

Weird this, on a day when a Worthing funeral director flyer lands on my doormat in Shoreham

 

[AmexRuislip]

Will he be here for kick off ?

I expect his name will be muttered about 34,000 at Wembley on Saturday, if Albion don't play well!

 

[Pogue Mahone]

This seems appropriate. God's been in touch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KnGNOiFll4

 

[Scappa]

Will he be here for kick off ?

And will he leave for the early train at 2-0 down, then leg it back for extra time when he hears the Albion have equalised? I bet he'd be cross if they won't let him back in

 

[LlcoolJ]

If anyone's read Preacher (or seen the TV adaptation) then I reckon it'll be something like that.

 

[B-right-on]

Probably be locked up in a Psych hospital and ect/drugged to death.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIEfmSUQ_z4

 

[Questions]

Seem to remember an old story about a church near Anfield with a slogan saying "What will you do if Jesus returns ?" someone had written "Move St John to inside right" on it.

‘JESUS SAVES’....... ....... ....... but Ward puts in the rebound.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

More chance of Aliens turning up. That’ll upset the Yahweh / Allah / other Deity botherers. Alien social media will be cosmic.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I'm sure there was the banner "JESUS SAVES but Toshack scores the rebound"

Man United cup final






Jesus saves, but Pearson hits the rebounds!

 

[Questions]

There's a Vicar in Worthing I'd like you to meet...…….

That’s procurement.

 

[Happy Exile]

There's a John Niven novel called The Second Coming that is about Jesus returning to earth in modern day America. It's very sweary and very funny, like all his books...I recommend it for a light read.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Loathed to advise the son of God but I would humbly suggest steering clear of social media. How would we differentiate him/her/it from all the other nutters claiming they are bringers of truth* and have all the answers?








* yes I know

It's loath dammit, loath!

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Well clearly JC won't be a man this time. All the top jobs go to women now.

 

[LlcoolJ]

There's a John Niven novel called The Second Coming that is about Jesus returning to earth in modern day America. It's very sweary and very funny, like all his books...I recommend it for a light read.

It is very good but it's no Preacher!

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I don't belief in fairy tails, but I see his dad wracked up his hundredth red card the other day

 

[SollysLeftFoot]

Isn't he the president of America?

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy