When are you going to die?

[Del Boy]

Doesn't work!

 

[Beeercan]

Saturday, February 4, 2062

Who are we playing? As i'll miss the game

 

[Captain Pugwash]

im already dead

ocober 13, 2003

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

Monday, April 14, 2036

Won't see the Cup Final

 

[The Large One]

Blimey, sometime in 2058. I'll have probably emigrated to Mars by then.

 

[BensGrandad]

Wed July 15th 2015. Will I ever see us in a new ground?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I'm going to die Monday, October 4th 2060.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Saturday, January 1, 2033

Watching Brighton beat Chelsea at Falmer to go top of the premiershite .... oh yes!

Actually, a bit of a crap calculator as it doesn't take account of other life shortening illness - I'm a diabetic - just hope I can last til half-time.

 

[Loft23]

1st January 2046.



There was me thinking I was invincible.

 

[Braders]

3 minutes and counting...

 

[Yorkie]

Wednesday Dec 8th 2049

I'll miss Christmas but at least I'll get my telegram from King William the year before and celebrate my Golden Wedding to Ned.

 

[Dawsey]

Wednesday, November 19, 2042 aged 52.

 

[rospants]

march 25th 2043, three days after my 63rd birthday
never know, we might have falmer by then

 

[Ned]

Thursday 1st August 2058

Just short of my 90th Birthday


someone remind me not to renew my season ticket that March

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

I died 4 years ago, so please ignore this post.

 

[SussexSpur]

March 4, 2030 - wtf?

Not only am I only going to reach the callow age of 52...

But I'll expire on my dad's 82nd birthday? Well, just great, that's really going to put a dampener on things for him, isn't it...?

Assuming he's still about by then too, of course...

Wait, let me just go back and check...

 

[Infernal Optimist]

Sunday 8th November 2036

Bollocks dying in my own time at least I won't have to worry about having no pension

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

It gives a different date every time you do it...

 

[Dandyman]

It gives a different date every time you do it...

Indeed it does. I am curently expected to die anytime between 24 March 2052 (aged 89) and 28 February 2061 (aged 97).

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What a load of ballcocks