Wheeeen the.....

[tiotom92]

Ball hits the goal its not Shearer or Cole its?

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

It's Zamora

 

[Bwian]

THIS needs to return as OUR Zamora song and replace that lazy cockerney dirge.

 

[tiotom92]

THIS needs to return as OUR Zamora song and replace that lazy cockerney dirge.

Yes!!!

 

[Bruntburger]

When the ball hits the net like a fu*king rocket its?

 

[tiotom92]

When the ball hits the net like a fu*king rocket its?

Is it Bobby?

 

[smillie's garden]

When the ball hits the net
Of a Yorkshire toilet
That's Zamora!!!

 

[Mental Lental]

When the ball hits the net
Of a Yorkshire toilet
That's Zamora!!!

Genius!

 

[Munkfish]

When the ball hits the net like a ****ing rocket its Zamora.

 

[lawros left foot]

He's our prodigal son,
And he scores them for fun

 

[albiongirl]

Why are we not singing Zamora ' s original song don't like this version. Just saying.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Yep, that's the REAL Zamora song & much better than the dirge the youngsters sing. Just need a little re-write because so many of those names are no longer playing, Bobby has seen 'em all off.

 

[Mental Lental]

Why are we not singing Zamora ' s original song don't like this version. Just saying.

Is it because nobody knows who the feck Shearer or Cole are anymore?

 

[Quinney]

Why are we not singing Zamora ' s original song don't like this version. Just saying.

Agreed

 

[albiongirl]

We could change those names!

 

[Mental Lental]

We could change those names!

We need a famous current prolific goal scorer whose name rhymes with "goal". I think that's the problem.

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

nothing wrong with the retro 'shearer or cole' version if you ask me we all LURVE a bit of nostalgia!! admit it.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

We need a famous current prolific goal scorer whose name rhymes with "goal". I think that's the problem.

Er...Andy Car-rollllll?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The problem the original Zamora song has is that nobody ever knew enough verses to prevent it from dying on its arse after a single line. If people actually picked up several lines of it, then it would be worth doing.

Some bloke was trying hard at Southend earlier in the season:

When the ball hits the net like a ****ing rocket
That's Zamora

When the ball hits the goal, it's not Shearer or Cole
That's Zamora

Only one hunded grand for the best in the land
That's Zamora


...then some other verse that I can't remember (somebody remind me...). Which would be enough to finish the song.

 

[AmexRuislip]

When the ball hits the goal
Its that ace in the hole
Thats Zamora