WHC IX: The FINAL***

[Guinness Boy]

I heard that the half time show was going to be some kind of display of tantric WAILING from the badgeristas? Is that right?

99% of music fans interviewed said they'd prefer that to Coldplay..

 

[Uncle Buck]

I heard that the half time show was going to be some kind of display of tantric WAILING from the badgeristas? Is that right?

I thought it was going to be the appreciation evening, with the twist of the 2 finalists being released into the restaurant...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I thought it was going to be the appreciation evening, with the twist of the 2 finalists being released into the restaurant...

Is it still £35?

I'm IN.

 

[Seagull27]

I see they've changed the pie and pint deal on the concourses for this special occasion. Not too bad a price either.

 

[Mellotron]

When is Simster going to come on here and display to everyone that he doesn't understand how the World's Hardest Creature contest works?

 

[Perkino]

I voted Wolverine, with his metal blades that come out of his fists he'd destroy a croc

 

[Bold Seagull]

Wolverine.

He doesn't look that hard, doesn't have all the tools, all the gear, but will still savage a bear twice its size.

Sorry, Croc is hard, but he ain't batshitmentalhard.

 

[Simster]

When is Simster going to come on here and display to everyone that he doesn't understand how the World's Hardest Creature contest works?

Ah here he is - the WHC final wouldn't be the WHC final without Mellotron's tiresome nonsense.
[MENTION=286]Garry Nelson's Left Foot[/MENTION], could you please delete ALL votes before now as obviously they don't count because those people hadn't heard what Mellotron has to say on the matter.

 

[anything_but_honey_badger]

The real winner is obviously Honey Badger

 

[MattBackHome]

I'm just going to vote for the one with the biggest teeth from now on.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Unless the croc was living in it, in which case it would either shit itself and run off, or be eaten with aplomb.

Incorrect. The wolverine would simply avoid the croc's mouth & scratch the sh*t out of it

 

[ShanklySeagull]

If the fluffy cat beats the croc then its a fix. The saltie will have that for breakfast.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Wolverine taking on (and beating) a bear

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Abstaining on the basis that Mouse should have won

 

[Bold Seagull]

If the fluffy cat beats the croc then its a fix. The saltie will have that for breakfast.

Do people post these on purpose as a wind up!?

 

[sir albion]

The real winner is obviously Honey Badger and will remain so until such time as the mods have to create fake account to beat a different creature.

Why? Because it's pound for pound hard. POUND FOR POUND. Apex Predators are hard but pound for pound they stand at a disadvantage. I may have backed the Saltie against the ridiculous TEDDY (which barely even eats its marmalade sandwich. in an aggressive manner) but the final needs a whole reconsideration.

Consider in fact - as I have in previous rounds - the kids at your school. I bet there was one huge, muscular one who was good at sports like rugby and ate his burgers medium rare. He'd have a beard while all the other kids were still struggling to spell puberty. And, if you were unfortunate enough to brush against him in the corridor you'd fly in to a door and make a permanent your-head-shaped hole.

However, there were always one kid that would take him on. In the playground. On the playing field. Next to Julie's house on the walk home. That kid would have been short and wiry and psychotic and it would have taken on the big kid FOR THE FUN OF THE SCRAP. That's yer Wolverine ladies and gents. That's your 2016 winner. Well, runner up really, behind the TRUE winner.

#TeamBadgerForLife

*power salute*

The honey badger maybe a tad aggressive,but it's really not anything to be scared of as its kills are far far smaller and if anything is just one of those animals that's more like a pest.
To be the best you need an Arsenal of skills and power and a feisty little badger isn't anything compared to many of the worlds wonders.
If you was to talk to the worlds experts of the perfect killing machines etc etc the badger wouldn't make the top 100+....Just a NSC obsession that's all.
May the best win

 

[TheJasperCo]

Gotta be the saltwater croc, shirley?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

One in it... come on Wolverine!!!

 

[Bold Seagull]

#badass

 

[Trufflehound]

To be the best you need an Arsenal of skills

Can a wolverine or a croc spring the offside trap?