Garry Nelson's Left Foot
Well-known member
NSC!
We're straight into the first semi final. You know what we're after - the hardest pound for pound beast in the world. Please factor all aspects of hardness into your decision - strength, attitude, hardiness, fearlessness, aggression etc etc.
You have one vote and 48 hours in which to use it. Use it wisely.
The Combatants:
Honey Badger
tournament record: 1 time winner, four times runner up
Honey badger sauntered into the semi final amassing the highest number of votes of any animal in either of the groups. With a **** you attitude and a willingness to take on anything in its path it's easy to see why. The hardy little bugger catches, kills and eats poisonous snakes, fights off lions and is rumoured to castrate its enemies. It's small, terrifically powerful, takes on animals much bigger than it, eats poisonous beasts and doesn't appear to give a solitary **** about anything. In other words a strong contender!
vs
Polar Bear
tournament record: 3 time winner
Unbelievbly, despite being a three time champion the Polar bear enters the semi final as the underdog. An underdog you'd be foolish to write off but the underdog nonetheless. The dominant figure in the early years of the WHC he has in more recent times felt the backlash of fans moving away from the big beasts to the smaller ones.
The Polar bear is an expert hunter that combines agility, power and ferociousness all in one package. They can run as fast as a horse, are, incredibly, invisible to night vision goggles, have a bite more powerful than a shark and are fond of hunting, killing and eating Walruses. No one wants to mess with a Polar because if you do they will **** you up.
So there you have it NSC, our two combatants. Two mighty warriors offering differing skillsets and viewpoints on hardness. I URGE you to THINK carefully before voting. The stakes have never been higher. What is at play is a place in not just the WHC final but the final of WHC Champion of Champions.
We're straight into the first semi final. You know what we're after - the hardest pound for pound beast in the world. Please factor all aspects of hardness into your decision - strength, attitude, hardiness, fearlessness, aggression etc etc.
You have one vote and 48 hours in which to use it. Use it wisely.
The Combatants:
Honey Badger
tournament record: 1 time winner, four times runner up
Honey badger sauntered into the semi final amassing the highest number of votes of any animal in either of the groups. With a **** you attitude and a willingness to take on anything in its path it's easy to see why. The hardy little bugger catches, kills and eats poisonous snakes, fights off lions and is rumoured to castrate its enemies. It's small, terrifically powerful, takes on animals much bigger than it, eats poisonous beasts and doesn't appear to give a solitary **** about anything. In other words a strong contender!
vs
Polar Bear
tournament record: 3 time winner
Unbelievbly, despite being a three time champion the Polar bear enters the semi final as the underdog. An underdog you'd be foolish to write off but the underdog nonetheless. The dominant figure in the early years of the WHC he has in more recent times felt the backlash of fans moving away from the big beasts to the smaller ones.
The Polar bear is an expert hunter that combines agility, power and ferociousness all in one package. They can run as fast as a horse, are, incredibly, invisible to night vision goggles, have a bite more powerful than a shark and are fond of hunting, killing and eating Walruses. No one wants to mess with a Polar because if you do they will **** you up.
So there you have it NSC, our two combatants. Two mighty warriors offering differing skillsets and viewpoints on hardness. I URGE you to THINK carefully before voting. The stakes have never been higher. What is at play is a place in not just the WHC final but the final of WHC Champion of Champions.
