What's your Tory name?

[Lady Whistledown]

Marjorie Bishops-Clarke.

Or Ernest Rosemount-Bartlett, to use a different grandparent & home address. And if I were a man, clearly.

I think either would be most acceptable Tory MP names

 

[binky]

Seville Lincoln-Beard

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Seville Lincoln-Beard

Absolutely IMMENSE, sir!

 

[PaoloRossiJohnson]

The Rt. Hon. Sir Alan Montacute-Crowhurst MP

:-D

 

[zoogull]

William Stephenson-Joslin

 

[happypig]

Antonio Dewe-Hodder. Sounds a bit of a foreign cove, what.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Arthur Glenville-Bolton

 

[Jonno]

Reginald Beach-Green Mead

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

Your grandmother's/grandfather's first name and the street you grew up in double barreled with your headmaster's surname.

Donald Buckhurst-Cummings.

James Balcurvie Proudfoot....Christ that sounds a little scary. No need for the next census Wozza, you have just saved the country 10's of millions

 

[Southstandfaithful]

Louisa Haylind-Rimmer

I sound like a dominatrix!

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

Don't need to MAKE UP a Tory name as I alrerady had one from 11-13. To my shame, my mother thought she could use my Dad's surname and my stepfather's and create a suitable name for me when I went to Brigthon College (scholarship). This got sorta blown out of the water when they came and picked me up from school in a battered Moskavıch! Just made me look an arse. When I finally got asked to leave I quickly swıtched back to my dad's surname.

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

For fun then:

Benjamin Belgrave-Hampton

 

[seagull_special]

Albert St.James-Watts

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Lawrence Rushlake-Allen

 

[cannedheat]

Joe Bloggs

 

[Tooting Gull]

Ernest Ellington-Bolton

 

[robbie c]

Henry Dingle-Williamson

 

[Danny-Boy]

John Crest-Hugill

or John Crest-Marlar

or John Crest-Hannay.

Last sounds best I think.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Don't need to MAKE UP a Tory name as I alrerady had one from 11-13. To my shame, my mother thought she could use my Dad's surname and my stepfather's and create a suitable name for me when I went to Brigthon College (scholarship). This got sorta blown out of the water when they came and picked me up from school in a battered Moskavıch! Just made me look an arse. When I finally got asked to leave I quickly swıtched back to my dad's surname.

Polski-Fiat?

 

[Robdinho]

Eric Glades-Bennett