What's your Tory MP name?

[McTavish]

George Jefferson-Oldfield.

More an old-school US senator than a Tory.

 

[Jimmehh]

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Rgds

Charlie Fiddlers-Waghorn

Ian Keymer-Midwinter

 

[Trufflehound]

Susan Windmill-Avis

Are you sure about this?

 

[DIFFBROOK]

James Craven-Feeley

How posh am I

 

[maltaseagull]

Arthur Farm-Ferguson (Labour ?)

 

[glasfryn]

Alfred Carden-Smith

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Ernest Polesteeple-Catmull

Don't think I will change it just yet

 

[Petunia]

Charles Etheldene-Boreham

 

[Badger]

Cyril Idenhurst-Clarke

 

[Hillian1]

Jack Wordsworth-Trethowan

 

[Ernest]

Peter KYLE

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Arthur Farm-Ferguson (Labour ?)

It sounds like a tractor manufacturer.

 

[Bognor Bystander]

Harold Meaford - Wheeler or Edward Meaford-Watkins !

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

Walter Jalan-Beer. Hmm.

Hang on, you grew up in Jalan Street? Amusing, as Jalan is Malay for 'Street'

 

[Goldstone1976]

Hang on, you grew up in Jalan Street? Amusing, as Jalan is Malay for 'Street'

I wondered that, but didn't check. In which case my surname should have been Rengas-Beer! (I had a peripatetic childhood until the age of 11, including 3 years in Singapore).

 

[mxs_harrow]

The Right Honourable Louis Summersdeane-Evans

 

[pearl]

Beamish O' Shanter McMurdie

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Henry College-Gardner

 

[Cheshire Cat]

James Pentland Cable-Robbie.

The headmaster's name was ready hyphenated. I like that name. Good solid old Tory sounding chap. He's a hanger, a flogger and a firm believer in the benefits of early rises, cold showers and emotional detachment.

Schooled at Stowe and Cambridge and unlike other undergraduates in the 30s, detested socialism. Flirted with Fascism before the war but found the far-right too full of pooves and proles.

He rose to become Home Office Minister under Anthony Eden but had to resign after a scandal involving a young actress, rubber hosing and a cuckoo clock.



Was awarded the MC in the war but also suffered the ignominy of shooting his own bollocks off when drunkenly trying to fight off 3 Eyetie waiters after a scuffle in a restaurant in Naples during the liberation of Italy.

That's actually true. He also thought Enoch Powell was too soft on immigrants.

 

[KJP]

John Barrington-Crowther