Taybha
Whalewhine
never eat the slice of bread thats next in line to be eaten in the bag.
Things in the right place, i.e. keys ALWAYS put them in the same place, wallet same place, phone same place etc etc just find it easier (excuse the pun) also dishwasher, knifes pointing down, plates straight etc!
Its a good job you don't live with my other half then mate, She moves EVERYTHING as soon as I put it down. I spend half my life rooting through drawers, cupboards, shelves looking for my Keys, Mobile, Wallet etc. which she has "tidied" ...I kid you not I have to conduct a search at least once a day despite pleading with her to just leave my essentials alone so I can find them. The amount of times I've had to call my own phone so I can locate it hidden in a kitchen drawer or have been late because my car keys have been put in some completely illogical place because "They were messing the place up"...its like living with the fricking Borrowers round mine.
Good callnever eat the slice of bread thats next in line to be eaten in the bag.
Correcting punctuation.
Common for you, maybe. Weirdo.Another common one is having a shit then having to turn all the loo paper wet with a piss after
I was going to say that I didn't really have one but correcting punctuation and spelling mistakes are two habits that I can't shake off.
A girlfriend from nearly 30 years ago used to send me love letters, which I would go through with a red pen and correct any spelling/puctuation mistakes and return to her...
It's my cross to bear...
That beats me. I'd never have done that... although about 30 years ago, I did go back to some girl's flat for a drink and she starts reading me some sexual stories that she'd written and I started criticising the prose style.
I take it no carnality ensued!?