Whats your job then?

[Dave the OAP]

Oh PURLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!

....which can be heard shouted out in the wee small hours....

 

[Race]

....which can be heard shouted out in the wee small hours....

STOP IT, hush your mouth!!!!

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

I dont wish to fall out with you, but that is the most patronising shit I have ever read on here.

Do you know anything about the people on here? Do you know about their private lives? What challenges they have overcome?

No, so I suggest you keep your comments to something you know something about

I have friends who have children with Downs, ADH and Cerebal Palsy. The difficulties of bring up such a child with these 'difficulties' is extremely stressful, it's 24/7. Establishments like Court Meadow and Chailey heritage are a life savers to these families! For these establishments to operate they need the Hampden's of this world. So no, I'm not being patronising.

 

[Dave the OAP]

 

[Dave the OAP]

I have friends who have children with Downs, ADH and Cerebal Palsy. The difficulties of bring up such a child with these 'difficulties' is extremely stressful, it's 24/7. Establishments like Court Meadow and Chailey heritage are a life savers to these families! For these establishments to operate they need the Hampden's of this world. So no, I'm not being patronising.

Yes you are

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

I thought they were called Domestic Godesses?

Domestic Engineer is right. My missus' food tastes like she cooked it in the oil sump from a Cortina.

 

[KPTF]

Got made redundant by Amex last November after 25 years so have set up my own Debt Collecting and Process Serving Company, covering the whole of the South. Absolutely loving it!

If you need any debts collecting or court papers serving, I'm your man!

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Staff driver @ Alton Towers.

 

[Trufflehound]

Underwater stoat wrangler.


In my spare time I play the spoons in a Napalm Death tribute band.

 

[Parson Henry]

Underwater stoat wrangler.


In my spare time I play the spoons in a Napalm Death tribute band.

Were they called Aunt Fanny and the Spoonbenders perchance?

 

[Cian]

Dont try and be flash - piece of piss to reconfigure routers and switches

True, but you tell that to the over-payed 'technical director' who is the living embodiment of the pointy-haired boss.

 

[Trufflehound]

Were they called Aunt Fanny and the Spoonbenders perchance?

Close. It's My Bent Aunt's Spoon-shaped Fanny...

 

[Parson Henry]

Close. It's My Bent Aunt's Spoon-shaped Fanny...

Thank you for that further information but what was the name of the group?

 

[Meade's Ball]

I work as a registration officer and payless film critic, but i would like to be an umpire in the WWE, having some hairloss at the hands of Brutus 'The Barber' Beefcake.

 

[Trufflehound]

Thank you for that further information but what was the name of the group?

Simon Snorkel and his Amazing Dancing Banjos

 

[Parson Henry]

Simon Snorkel and his Amazing Dancing Banjos

Did they ever cover 'Gerdundula' the infamous Status Quo legendary rockific number?

 

[Trufflehound]

Did they ever cover 'Gerdundula' the infamous Status Quo legendary rockific number?

We could never spell it. Besides, we never got the chance. The crowd were always baying for 'Umleitung'.

 

[Parson Henry]

We could never spell it. Besides, we never got the chance. The crowd were always baying for 'Umleitung'.

Did the groupies get the benefit of your 'Umleitung'?

 

[Trufflehound]

Did the groupies get the benefit of your 'Umleitung'?

My um-lie tongue and auntie's spoon-shaped fanny were always guaranteed to break the ice at parties.

 

[Munchkin]

Fanny Licker