Whats Your Favourite Line in THAT Greem Army Advert?

[Twinkle Toes]

Should have been Albion fans travelling to Carlisle:

Whitehouse in the stripes:

"We've got Carlisle today!..f*** me thats a right old mince!

I always pick up a few of the Seagulls, I charge for petrol and Redbull but I save loads on me insurance an that with AVIVA!"

*Pulls up the Car at Patcham roundabout to pick up Buzzer who is styling his Hair..*

"Get on you Gayer"

"Mind you, with the amount of money I've saved we could have bought another f***ing homesick knobhead or non league no hoper"

*Pulls up at Pyecombe Services where Twinkle Toes and Big Al are playing tick..*

"Awright Punky Bird, awright know all"

*next scene-on the M1 Buzzer is attempting to wrestle off TT's Pink Shirt and shouting "It's mine you bitch!" Big Al is Puking out of the window and muttering "It really is unprecedented the effect of venison roulade for breakfast" between hurls, and Whitehouse is singing You're too ugly to be GAY at the camera.

*scene fades to AVIVA logo*

GAY ARMY!

 

[London Calling]

I cannot believe such a shite set of ads is getting so much attention. Aviva must be pissing themselves at the attention they're getting

Perhaps not, because I had not picked up was Aviva.

The best ads are the ones that sell the product not the image.

 

[The Ringleader]

Should have been Albion fans travelling to Carlisle:

Whitehouse in the stripes:

"We've got Carlisle today!..f*** me thats a right old mince!

I always pick up a few of the Seagulls, I charge for petrol and Redbull but I save loads on me insurance an that with AVIVA!"

*Pulls up the Car at Patcham roundabout to pick up Buzzer who is styling his Hair..*

"Get on you Gayer"

"Mind you, with the amount of money I've saved we could have bought another f***ing homesick knobhead or non league no hoper"

*Pulls up at Pyecombe Services where Twinkle Toes and Big Al are playing tick..*

"Awright Punky Bird, awright know all"

*next scene-on the M1 Buzzer is attempting to wrestle off TT's Pink Shirt and shouting "It's mine you bitch!" Big Al is Puking out of the window and muttering "It really is unprecedented the effect of venison roulade for breakfast" between hurls, and Whitehouse is singing You're too ugly to be GAY at the camera.

*scene fades to AVIVA logo*