A large barwoman in my Brighton local some 10 years ago had a speech impediment that made her say "Bees & Bunion?" when you asked for a certain flavour of crisps.
In a cone you can't beat a Mr Whippy with a flake but when it comes to eating it out of a tub (or putting it into a bowl if you can be arsed) then there are so many flavours. I once had a caramel swirl one with crunchy honeycomb bits and managed to polish it off watching a film.