Whats YOUR excuse for not going tomorrow..

[Goring Gull]

Working tonight therefore will be fast asleep tommorrow and i'll be watching the England game after.

 

[malcolm prescott]

working but will have radio on

 

[SeagullJay]

anyway I'm playing cricket tommorow and hopefully if I can get a 10 wicket haul I'll get my 50th wicket of the season.

good luck with that!!

and the last time you took a 10for was ?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

good luck with that!!

and the last time you took a 10for was ?

I've never tooken a 10 wicket haul, taken a eight wicket haul though.

 

[smudge]

Juneau?

Juneau, Ketchikan, Skagway, Prince Rupert (Canada), sailing out of Seattle every Saturday.

I can recommed Alaska Amber if you get the chance to try a tipple. Lovely gear!

 

[Dave the OAP]

We can't afford it at the moment, anyway I'm playing cricket tommorow and hopefully if I can get a 10 wicket haul I'll get my 50th wicket of the season.

50 wickets!!!!!

Bowling your pie chuckers?

What is the world coming to

 

[Basil Fawlty]

50 wickets!!!!!

Bowling your pie chuckers?

What is the world coming to

Awwww dave, I've improved since you've last saw me.

 

[Dave the OAP]

My best is 9 for 16 against Shoreham many years ago


although I had a 7 - 32 at Battle this year

 

[Bakesy]

Kev, are you a quick bowler or are you slow?

 

[Bromley shrimp]

The men in white coats have let me out for the day and it's a condition of my early release, so will be in the Wedlock end with all the other Jack Nicholson's.

 

[British Bulldog]

Was one of the games I marked down for this season but my Nephew has decided to get married tomorrow.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

In London,sorry with family.

 

[Guinness Boy]

The dog ate my homework

 

[Uncle Buck]

The dog ate my homework

I told you not to keep Oaf in the flat...

 

[Giraffe]

Been invited with my wife and children to my in-laws 40th wedding anniversary party. Given that I hate my in laws and we haven't spoken for about 18 months due to them being complete turds to my wife its going to be fun. So I wish I was in Bristol but sadly I'm going to instead be sat grinning and bearing making idle chit chat with fat slobs and their friends. Life can be very cruel sometimes. I also had tickets for the England game but was going to ditch these in favour of Bristol anyway, but hey ho.

Lets hope the stripes can put the super back into the super seagulls

 

[Guinness Boy]

Been invited with my wife and children to my in-laws 40th wedding anniversary party. Given that I hate my in laws and we haven't spoken for about 18 months due to them being complete turds to my wife its going to be fun. So I wish I was in Bristol but sadly I'm going to instead be sat grinning and bearing making idle chit chat with fat slobs and their friends. Life can be very cruel sometimes. I also had tickets for the England game but was going to ditch these in favour of Bristol anyway, but hey ho.

Lets hope the stripes can put the super back into the super seagulls

f*** me - I thought I was depressed about going to Argos with the wife. And re-doing the homework whilst giving Bonzo an enema obviously.

 

[Bob!]

I'm off to watch the Stranglers and the Blockheads (Phil Jupitus guest singing with the Blockheads)