whats your current/ideal job?

[Starry]

I'm a domestic engineer right now and I think that is my ideal job.

 

[n1 gull]

Current job sales and marketing manager / ideal job: guitarist in a top band

 

[algie]

Current job Bulk driver
Ideal job Fireman

 

[Woodchip]

Current Job = Business Analyst
Ideal Job = Event manager at Wembley Complex (when it's all finished), or similar location

 

[Skintagain 1983]

Current job - Guitarist in a top girl rock band

Ideal job - Asda Checkout / Toilet cleaner

 

[hitony]

Currant Job = Regional Operations Manager

Ideal Job = The Crotch part of any slutty birds knickers

 

[Scotty Mac]

current job - petrol salesman

ideal job - pilot

 

[tedebear]

Ideal Job = The Crotch part of any slutty birds knickers

I don't think you've thought that through very well!!

 

[Redhead]

Current Job: Negotiator

Ideal Job: Formula One Driver

 

[Dave the OAP]

Current Job: - Distater Recover AS400 Technical Guru

Want : Local Radio Football thing - like Harty's job. ( I would love to do that)


First call on Dave's show tonight is Doris from eastbourne.....click...we seem to have losty Doris from eastbourne....here is Alan from Crawley...." Dave , what about Crawley at the moment......" Click...we seem to have lost Alan....next caller...Mark McCammon from Rotherham......" Hi Dave...just wanted to say f*** OFF BRIGHTON...you never appreciated me...."...........thanks Mark.....next caller....Trigger from Brighton....." I thought we played really well today.............."

 

[hitony]

I don't think you've thought that through very well!!

Trust me......at my age i have thought it through very well !! (i do see where your cumming from tho )

 

[tedebear]

Trust me......at my age i have thought it through very well !! (i do see where your cumming from tho )

So you want to be a piece of dirty, stained, fishy stinky fabric and watch every other man and his dog get some action that you can't because you don't have arms, legs or a dick? At your age you should be wishing to be Dirk Diggler!!

 

[Titanic]

and spend six days out of seven at the bottom of the laundry basket ??

 

[tedebear]

and spend six days out of seven at the bottom of the laundry basket ??

Exactly - here endeth our careers advice for the day

 

[gripper stebson]

Current Job - Film maker

Dream Job - Successful Film maker!

 

[Wilko]

Current Job - Secondary school teacher

Ideal job - BHA striker.

I have always thought it would be great do be of Rooney/Gerrard/Terry standard but refuse to move clubs and only play for Brighton. I would be respected throughout the game for not being a money grabber and staying loyal

 

[Commander]

Current Job - Secondary school teacher

Ideal job - BHA striker.

I have always thought it would be great do be of Rooney/Gerrard/Terry standard but refuse to move clubs and only play for Brighton. I would be respected throughout the game for not being a money grabber and staying loyal

Think DK would have somethig to say about that!

Current job: IT Sales / Marketing

Ideal job: Some sort of travel writer

 

[BUTTERBALL]

current job - court jester
ideal job - pornstar/beer taster/page 3 photographer

 

[Tim]

Current job - Student

Ideal job - 2 have enuth money not to need a job.

 

[Titanic]

Current job - IT Consultant

Ideal job - retired IT Consultant