what's the worst you've ever been dying for a piss?

[Terrace Dandy]

No WAY did you say that... Did you??

I've always said, If people want to play games with me, then lets play.! They'll think twice next time

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Try getting diabetes. The weeks/months prior to diagnosis are a total nightmare, pissing a full bladder literally every five minutes. You wee so much you end up losing most of your body-weight. Was 10-years-old and weighed three stone two. I had two days to live, apparently

 

[Lush]

Three things that make dying for a pee more likely to end in disaster.

1) Having children

2) A night out in Brighton, the station toilets locked, then thinking it's OK I'll go on the train - except when the new train toilets are full at the end of the day they lock automatically....

3)A long car journey, then just as you near your final destination and some much needed relief, you turn into a road with about twenty speed humps....

 

[leelee]

I'll tell you what makes it likely to end in disaster...having 'so-called' mates who persuade the miserable git of a coach driver on a toilet-less coach, that we can't possibly make a stop and that we have to be there in time for kick-off!!

Does anyone remember "Wigan away" a few years back with the infamous 'weeing incident' on the coach?

 

[Safeway]

Have been close a couple of times this season alone. Watford, Crewe and Wolves away all being particularly painful, resulting in a bit of doubled-up walking. :wince:

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

(By the way, is it just me, but since I passed 40 I have to take longer "draining off")

Firstly I'm no doctor, but we were given a lecture at work last summer about prostrate problems. One of the symptoms of an enlarged prostrate is slow and incomplete pissing. Might be worth a check-up, the humilliation would be worth it for either an all-clear or an early diagnosis of a problem.

Sorry to get all serious on a funny-thread