I've got quite a list of bones I've broken; big toe, nose, right wrist, right collarbone (snapped in half), right shoulder, left elbow (x2), left arm (x2), think thats it. Most injuries incurred whilst riding / racing downhill MTB, needless to say I don't do it anymore.
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What's the worst injury you've ever had?
- Thread starter Safeway
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somerset
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Triple leg break, 2nd game of the rugby season, but played again in the last game of the same season.....
Phat Baz 68
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- Apr 16, 2011
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Fractured the front of my skull when i was attacked in Beckenham Hight Street they hit me with a hammer and a beer bottle when i was 18 and damaged my frontal lobe i have Bi -Lateral anosmia (only 50 percent of my taste and smell)
wunt be druv
Drat! and double drat!
Where do I start? Broken nose and 2 broken toes playing football,had 12 stitches in Head wound while Surfing also 10 stitches in leg wound also Surfing,bad electrical burns on both hands putting right some DIY-ers electrical bodging (nice bit of compensation though) Broke two fingers in a punch-up,broke 3 ribs and 2 fractured vertebrae in neck when some lovely lady decided that she need not stop at red lights and wrote my car off.Apart from that,never really injured myself.
Had my head removed and placed with some other skeleton, got "found" in Piltdown, the rest is history
Goldstone Rapper
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I pulled my hamstring doing a kick-split at a club in 2008. Should not have jumped up before falling into it. Foolish.
Poyetry In Motion
Pooetry Motions
3 broken ribs
broken bones in right foot
oh,I've got a scar on my forehead where my car bootlid attacked me, but that's it.
Nothing amazingly exciting like a spear through the head or having my chod bitten off by an ex girlfriend though
broken bones in right foot
oh,I've got a scar on my forehead where my car bootlid attacked me, but that's it.
Nothing amazingly exciting like a spear through the head or having my chod bitten off by an ex girlfriend though
Sam Ovett
The New Manager Bus
Broke my right ankle at school about 5 years ago, one wobbly stair outside and I was down.
For a couple years now my left ankle plays up all the time. Something's wrong with it but doctors only checked for a break so not sure what it is. It will just go whenever it wants, so playing football is a risk for it but the other day I was standing in the kitchen not moving and it just gave way. Bloody ankle
For a couple years now my left ankle plays up all the time. Something's wrong with it but doctors only checked for a break so not sure what it is. It will just go whenever it wants, so playing football is a risk for it but the other day I was standing in the kitchen not moving and it just gave way. Bloody ankle
danish seagull
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How the fook did you manage that lol. I'm sure I nearly broke mine once on a bouncy castle when I was pissed
Eggmundo
U & I R listening to KAOS
- Jul 8, 2003
- 3,466
It was bad but makes you realise for all it's failings, the NHS staff are amazing!
Hatman1234
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All from one 5-a-side tackle... Sprained Anterior, Posterior, Medial meniscus and a complete rupture of my Medial collateral. Couldn't play football for 3 years. It is still f**ked, clicks when I walk and aches all the time as I have cartilage rubbing. NHS wont operate... Still play football though, probably shouldn't but I wanna! If you see a guy at the amex constantly stretching his right knee, sometimes kicking backwards to workout a click... It could be me!
Goldstone Rapper
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What happened in the tackle?
Hatman1234
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An awful, awful lot! OUCH!
Hatman1234
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Position your leg as if you're making a pass (side footed), I went into a tackle like that. The other guy had a straight leg, his foot held my right in the turf, my body kept going forward and opened up the inside of my knee as my foot twisted backwards. Felt and heard it was buggered.
total nonsense
How the fook did you manage that lol. I'm sure I nearly broke mine once on a bouncy castle when I was pissed
Slipped over on icy road and whacked my head. And I was sober!
spongy
Well-known member
Snapped my left forearm falling out of a tree when I was a kid, lots of concussions from playing skater hockey,
Think the worst is a twisted intestine when I was a kid, a group of us built a ramp out of bricks and a plank of wood and we were jumping on our bmx's, we decided to lay down and jump people, I was on the end, my mate didn't get enough speed up and landed on my stomach, did a lot of damage and I'm still not regular when it comes to having a shit. That was 28 years ago.
Think the worst is a twisted intestine when I was a kid, a group of us built a ramp out of bricks and a plank of wood and we were jumping on our bmx's, we decided to lay down and jump people, I was on the end, my mate didn't get enough speed up and landed on my stomach, did a lot of damage and I'm still not regular when it comes to having a shit. That was 28 years ago.
ExmouthExile
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- Feb 11, 2005
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When I was a catering assistant at Worthing hospital, I was chopping tomatoes for the sandwiches, and I put my little finger through the circular meat slicer. Not horizontal so as to chop the tip off, the blade went vertically into my finger, missing the bone and leaving my finger splayed open. I did it in the right place though, just a short walk up the corridor to A & E, then I passed out when I got there and had a good look at the damage.