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whats the worse thing youve done with food
- Thread starter bomber130
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dannyboy
tfso!
tried to stick an aubergine in some birds chuffer. surprisingly got quite a bit in
LowKarate
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Strictly speaking it wasn't food, but I did drink the water out of a vase of flowers on the table at a restaurant whilst slightly intoxicated. Still here 16 years later, so nothing wrong with that I guess.
jevs
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I once roasted Jersey Royals....a terrible cullinary crime !!!
(and that's not a reference to any perverse sexual activity before anyone mentions it) *rolls eyes*
(and that's not a reference to any perverse sexual activity before anyone mentions it) *rolls eyes*
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Just wait till DannySeagull gets hold of this thread.
Philzo-93
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The weirdest thing!? Ermm, got really pissed off with my mate on holiday (first class prat) so I decided to put cheese in his sleeping bag and waited for the poor bastard to scream for his life. He hates cheese. Still makes me chuckle, happened 7 years ago.
fire&skill
Killer-Diller
I struggle to digest ice cream, so often find it passively regurgitates ten minutes later, whereupon I 'eat' it all over again. Have done this with fish and chips in the past. Ask Diffbrook.
Fish fingers and custard
The Ringleader Returns!
Banned
Drank half a pint of Vinegar once.
Snowy
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Drank the water out of the fish tank when I was five!
Me too, my kidneys didn't half kick up for a day or 2 later.
Eggman
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Gravy granual sandwich
IndependentWSU
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- May 24, 2011
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I want to hear more from 'DannyBoy'
IndependentWSU
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- May 24, 2011
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Was it a girl you knew, or just some random girl in the supermarket.
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Been a cunning linguist with a home made trifle and a fellow 6th former circa June 1986
Scotty Mac
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- Jul 13, 2003
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once found a kfc burger down the back of the sofa while at uni - i presumed it was mine from the previous evenings drinking session and so proceeded to eat it cold
nothing bad surprisingly came of it, and it lined my stomach a treat for another day of solid consumption
nothing bad surprisingly came of it, and it lined my stomach a treat for another day of solid consumption
i just got a massive bollocking thanks lol, read this, burst into laughter and interrupted my wifes tv programme, not happy with me now. f***ing brilliant
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
- 20,680
eggs from caged hens
HEN
HEN
What a strange choice of lubricant.